Momoka's Jailbreak Adventure!

[Momoka]

So, inspired by this tumblr post, I decided to get in the habit of drawing more often by doing my own little MS Paint adventure. I'll be starting from the same place, but hopefully quickly going in a different direction.

Rules are simple. You say what to do, I'll draw the result.

*ahem*



Your name is THADDEUS CORPUS. You have been locked in a jail cell for your UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES. There is nothing in your cell that can help you.

What do you do?

[Baconlabs]

meditate on your crimes

[Momoka]

meditate on your crimes

You adopt your best meditating position, the STEREOTYPICAL INDIAN GUY, and attempt to meditate on your unspeakable crimes.



But you fail to meditate on your unspeakable crimes themselves. They are simply too unspeakable. You flash back instead to your MOM catching you in the act. You weren't expecting her to be in the FOOD MART that day, but you can't blame her. The PRICES were to die for.

Figuratively.



Man, you really ruined her tax holiday. You feel kind of bad now.

Your PENITENCE METER increases by one REHABILITATION MONOLITH.

[BMR]

Find Rita Hayworth.

[Momoka]

Find Rita Hayworth.

Won't be hard. She's in the cell next to yours. It looks like a GUARD was trying to label her cell as DANGEROUS, but she grabbed his head and slammed it against the door THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN TIMES, which made hell of your previous meditation attempts.

Probably for the best, though, he was running out of SPACE on the door.

[Spoonweaver]

eat key

[Bob the Hamster]

Draw the R on the wall of your own room, so the "DANGE" doesn't remain incomplete. Man that irks my sense of finishing-the-last-letter-of-wordedness

EDIT: oops! simulpost!

[Momoka]

eat key

Draw the R on the wall of your own room, so the "DANGE" doesn't remain incomplete.

You start to EAT the KEY, when you are hit with a SHOCKING EPIPHANY.



The GUARD never finished writing "DANGEROUS". Now the sign just says DANGE. Any DANGE ENTHUSIASTS who straddle by might think the cell is safe.

I mean, granted, the dead guard would be a clue, but you're angling for a few more REHABILITATION MONOLITHS. That PENITENCE METER ain't gonna fill itself!



The problem is, all the PAINT is spilled. And it's also outside the jail cell you'd ideally like to escape from.

It's like they thought of everything.

[Meowskivich]

Use own blood to write.

[Momoka]

Use own blood to write.

There aren't any SHARP OBJECTS to CUT yourself with! Your KEY isn't up to the job.

You'll need to come up with a plan.

[Bob the Hamster]

Smash the pumpkin to use the pulp to write with. (also checking for any VALUABLE TREASURES that might be inside it)

[SwampTroll]

Break the fourth wall, and then eat the sun.

[Newbie Newtype]

My last post before I leave the community again:

SPOILERS FOR THIS GAME'S PLOT: All of the characters you grew to care about die, and the chat logs take up bandwidth by the truck load.

On topic: Make a Tetris shaped hole in the wall.

[Momoka]

Smash the pumpkin to use the pulp to write with. (also checking for any VALUABLE TREASURES that might be inside it)

Break the fourth wall, and then eat the sun.

What pumpkin oh wait this one.

You chuck the PUMPKIN at your cell's FOURTH WALL, which you arbitrarily decide is the one IN FRONT OF YOU, as if you were on a STAGE.



The pumpkin smashes against the FOURTH WALL, leaving it unharmed.



Inside the pumpkin are VALUABLE TREASURES, including a BULLET WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS, some C-3 EXPLOSIVES, and an assortment of PUMPKIN SEEDS.

Tragically, there is NO SUN. You make a mental note to EAT THE SUN at your first opportunity, but you need to get out of this CELL first. Despite all your SUNWARD RAGE, you are still just A RAT IN A CAGE.

[Momoka]

Make a Tetris shaped hole in the wall.

You set the C-3 to its L-BLOCK SETTING.

All you need to do is fine some way to light the fuse!