Dunderstank: Chapter 3-"Ogres and Artifacts"

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:02 pm

The Man wrote:As we thought that only monsters or criminals would enter through the cavern and then through a kobold lair the kobolds were instructed by the lord to attack anything they saw that didn't belong to this house. They weren't hiding anything, they were guarding. You intruded. I suppose a locked door means nothing to you lot?

Gizmog · Post by **Gizmog** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:33 pm

Sensing that they've gone just about as far down the rope of lies as they can sensibly go, Zoogy decides to wrap things up while they've got the chance.

And you never thought of spelunkers, delvers, explorers, or geologists did you? We lost good men on this expedition, and for what? Because you can't be bothered to ask the help to wait two seconds before they start eating people?!

At this, she flaps up into the air for dramatic effect

I don't suppose it means anything to a man like you that all of this could've been avoided if someone, ANYONE! had filled out the proper paperwork for Private Exploitation of a Natural Geological Cavity, this whole thing could've been avoided? Of course it doesn't. You just want to play in the mud, you don't care about the law! Well, I hope you had fun playing because a lot of people died today for no good reason.

She turns invisible for further dramatic effect and flies off in a random direction.

Go ahead and eat him.

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:16 pm

Ehaism begins doing bite attacks, and will repeat until the man is dead, or says something interesting enough to make him stop.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:21 am

The man struggled against the hold of Kolobor and screamed as Ehaism bit at him.

Attack: Natural 20 (confirmed at 23); 22 - hit ; 26 - hit
Damage: 18 phys; 4 phys; 8 phys

Then the now injured man broke free from Kolobor's hold and quickly limped down the hall.

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:51 am

How dare he resist!

Ehaism chases and finishes the man with his sword.

BMR · Post by **BMR** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:38 am

Kolobor will whip out his staff of scorching ray and fire off a blast at the fleeing man.

Post by **Mogri** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:36 am

Vire cares little one way or the other, but he is enjoying the show all the same.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:38 pm

As vire enters the hallway he watches as the fleeing man is scorched and slashed. The man let's out a terrible cry, then his body flops slain on the ground.

Listen Checks:
Vire : 13 - SUCCESS
Ehaism: 1 - fail
Kolobor: 11 - fail
Zoogy: 19 - SUCCESS

Vire and Zoogy hear:
There are several people coming this way. You're not sure how many, but this place houses a small army. You'd be hard pressed to fight everyone.

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:20 pm

The man somehow looks less appetizing now that he is dead, so instead of taking any further bites, Ehaism searches his clothes for valuables.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:13 pm

Search Check:
Ehaism: 11

The man was dressed in a suit of nice looking leather armor. His bracers at first seem to be part of the armor itself, but upon further inspection are a seperate item. The man was carrying a rather well made looking dagger. He also seems to have had a necklace on, tucked under his armor.

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:35 pm

The dagger is of no interest. Why bring a dagger to a swordfight? Ehaism takes the necklace, and looks at it more carefully.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:21 am

The necklace is a crude chain with a rough golden disk on it. The disk is detailed with a well crafted picture of a bear.

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:06 am

After staring at the bear carving for a long time, Ehaism holds it up in the direction of Kolobor and squints at it.

Ehaism wrote:This looks like you.

he says to Kolobor, with a note of suspicion in his voice.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:55 am

As the party searches the area and waits to see what's coming, they are surprised to see that what they thought was several people coming, wasn't people at all.
This creature looks like a thick wall of quivering, transparent protoplasm.
It slows lurches in the direction of the party, almost completely blocking the hallway it's in. Looking through the thing, the party can all see a dwarf standing behind it. He seems to have noticed you all, but doesn't seem to know how he should act just yet.

The cube continues to slowly move toward the party.

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:27 am

Ehaism tries to open the nearest door.