The SUICIDE Game.

Nathan Karr · Post by **Nathan Karr** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:37 am

Vegeta FIRES HIS LAZAAH at me with a power level OVER NINE THOUSAND for stealing his bike.

I drop Mama Luigi.

Baconlabs · Post by **Baconlabs** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:57 am

wheeze

I drop magnets.

Voltire · Post by **Voltire** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:43 am

Those magnets just so happened to be the
WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL MAGNETS! They are attracted to the HIGHLY MAGNETIC metal in my butt pocket and zoom at me hitting my buttocks. The impact causes me to blast forward, hitting MJ who was supposably dead. the impact causes us to mentally impload and we fall off the edge of the universe into magma.

I DROP A bosom...

Nathan Karr · Post by **Nathan Karr** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:37 pm

I trip over the _ and land on a ^. I explode messily, leaving behind my head and a pink ribbon.

Speaking of which, I drop a pink ribbon.

Voltire · Post by **Voltire** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:35 pm

I put the pink ribbon on because I can. It did nothing out of the ordinary except cause me to be laughed at. I cross the street wearing it and am ran over :C

I DROP A ONBRICKS.

mjohnson092088 · Post by **mjohnson092088** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:49 am

i furiously look up what the heck an onbricks is. my computer overloads with malware and trojans, then sizzles and explodes, showering my face with glass that my 10 year old monitor is still made of, causing me to run around in pain, tripping out my window, while meanwhile knocking my air conditioner out of the window, causing it to crush me in the most horrible place anyone can imagine (which is my wenis) causing me to bleed out slowly and horribly.

a rubber ducky with a cowboy hat falls out of my pocket upon impact.

Skullduggery Studios · Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:20 pm

Upon seeing the rubber ducky with a cowboy hat, I immediately grab it for my gigantic diorama of a rubber ducky wild west town. Gleefully putting it in the ONE blank place, I flip the switch marked *magic switch*, which is supposed to set the whole town in motion around my gigantic mansion. Unfortunately, my pet alligator ate through the power cord, leaving the live wire sitting on metal. Which is attached to metal. In fact, the whole diorama is painted metal, expect for the duckies. Realizing my awful mistake, I snatch Bob the Hamster from his gold-encrusted cage, hanging on for dear life (as if somehow that would save me)

It doesn't.

Bob the Hamster drops from my blackened fingers, somehow completely unharmed.

Nathan Karr · Post by **Nathan Karr** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:48 pm

I point out Bob's nudity. Insulted, he pounds me with the Bacon Bubble Hammer. I lose 13 Hit Points. I die.

I drop Top Spin.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:29 pm

Explosion!

A

is dropped

Baconlabs · Post by **Baconlabs** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:35 pm

Without thinking, I blurt out "HOW IS BABBY SANDWICH FORMED"
and am immediately incarcerated by the Goon Squad. I die in prison from repeated shivs to the chest or something.
I drop a Soap on a Rope.

Skullduggery Studios · Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:28 pm

A dope has no hope for a soap on a rope. Therefore, I try to eat it. I die.

I drop this:

Voltire · Post by **Voltire** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:30 am

Curious, I put the earphones on and hear the loudest, most blood-curdling, death heavy metal song in existance causing my soul to impload.

Since pictures are now being used, I drop a

(It is an ionic red lip telephone!)

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:49 am

The lips punish me for being the latest poster on every thread topic. ( Even the secret usergroup ones that many of you might not know about. )

I drop something pictured in the picture I'm going to post after writing this as the lips punish me to death or something.

Blacklight_Studios · Post by **Blacklight_Studios** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 2:36 am

I bleed to death out of my eyes.

I drop Forlae scrolls. (sorry, just recently played Motrya. Love it, by the way)

Voltire · Post by **Voltire** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:02 am

Turns out they were fake. After reading them, I melt uncontrollably!

I drop

Jerry Seinfeld!