I have to admit, I went into the game confused. The game is called "DON'T EAT SOAP", yet the filename is eatsoap.zip. Should I, or should I not, eat soap? Very confusing! And while the game said that bad things happen if I eat the soap, instead I got superpowers, and a really fun game.
How do I describe the gameplay? I guess Bubble Bobbly. But this game isn't a rip-off of that classic game, oh no. It has new levels, new enemies, and just the same gimmick.
Hold on a sec, I want to play it again.
God, I hate that cat.
Anyway, like I was saying - hold on.
Why the there jumping monk dudes?!
Okay, the game glitched out, and Bob turned into a lightning bubble that could neither kill nor be killed. I guess that's why you don't eat soap. Normally, "it crashed" is a negative thing, but here it kept me from playing the game all night, so we'll call it a draw.
(Can you find me?)
So yes. This game is fun and pretty addictive. It's also pretty hard. I died five times while making this review. If I had to say bad things about it - and I do - the bubble collision is rather finicky. Sometimes you'll have to learn to agree to disagree with this game.
But honestly, what can I say about this game that hasn't been said?
Nothing. I'm gonna go play it again. Hell, if eating soap is this much fun, I think I'll try huffing paint.