Moron Mission - Review & Video First Impression

[Bob the Hamster]

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This would normally be the shortest review in the world, but when I was about to post this video, I wondered, was that text box I ended on REALLY the best text box in the whole game? Consumed with morbid curiosity I opened up <a href="http://www.slimesalad.com/forum/viewgam ... 898">Moron Mission</a> in CUSTOM, and looked in the text box editor.

The screenshots attached here show a few text boxes that I thought were even better -- and by better, I mean worse, but kinda funny, I will admit that a lot of the dialogue was goodbad enough to provoke chucklesighs.

I think the best way to enjoy this game is in the text box editor-- or even maybe reading a text box export file.

Also, I never bothered to check what NPC graphic was associated with the villain, but I do believe that "<b>Fanolucifer the Omnisexual</b>" is definitely <i>in the running</i> if there was ever a contest for best OHRRPGCE villain name ever. I was even tempted to nominate him for the OHR villains contest upcoming in HamsterSpeak, but then I realized that would require me to play the game again in order to get screenshots of him, so I emphatically decided against it.