Bob's Vacation

Meowskivich · Post by **Meowskivich** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:22 pm

Wear socks on ears. And arms. And legs. And try to fit one over each half of you body as well so as yo cocoon yourself and hope to become a beautiful Boberfly.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:51 pm

Sleep till your destination.

Meowskivich · Post by **Meowskivich** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:22 pm

^After cocooning yourself via the method stated above.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:22 pm

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:41 am

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Comfortable, you drift off into a lovely dream in which you are a magical sock fairie, flitting across the sky on magical tube-sock wings

Okay, actually you don't dream that, you just think it. Your eyes have been closed all of 3 seconds. You aren't asleep yet.

But you are going to try and sleep a little. Soon you will be at the port, and then you have to think about figuring out which boat you are supposed to board.

Meowskivich · Post by **Meowskivich** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:44 pm

Store suitcase in cheek pouches.

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:41 am

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You are awakened by the loudspeaker

"Last stop, Harbor Station, Downtown Access *kpsshhhhh*"

Dang it, seems you were sucking on your suitcase in your sleep. Now it is all soaked with drool.

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Feeling a little woozy, you exit the train and examine the port.

Meowskivich · Post by **Meowskivich** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:12 am

Kick a pebble into the water.

Post by **Mogri** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:25 am

Hop aboard the coolest-looking boat. For SCIENCE!

Feenicks · Post by **Feenicks** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:42 am

We can only hope that the coolest-looking boat is the one that you'll actually be working on, then.

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:59 am

Finding your boat should be easy, just locate the coolest looking boat!

Only two boats really catch your eye.

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There is the big sleek double-hull number with the helipad on top...

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Or the big one with the... yeah, that looks like some kind of artillery piece.

Which will you check out first?

Baconlabs · Post by **Baconlabs** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:00 am

Guns are scary! Let's take the heliboat!

Feenicks · Post by **Feenicks** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:31 am

Helicopters are scary! Let's take the gunboat!

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:19 am

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You are feeling indecisive. Fear is throwing off your calibration of coolness. You decide that having a quick meal might help you decide, so you buy a hot dog.

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As you eat the hot dog, you stare at the boats, trying to come to a descision.

You read the names on the sides of the boats. The helicopter yacht is named "Lady Of The Bath Salts". The one with the big gun is named "0039KNIFEBOMB"

Which of those seems more sciency?

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:22 am

Fearing zombies, you should avoid The helicopter yacht named "Lady Of The Bath Salts".
0039KNIFEBOMB seems much safer. Plus, what's more sciency than knifebombs?