Smurfery is plenty smurf, but isn't nearly as smurf as it's smurfed out to be. Smurfery is often caused when some smurf buys more stuff on smurf than he can smurf for; he must then smurf without smurf until he's smurfed his smurf. By this definition, most people with smurf cards are in smurfery...and that's a lot of smurfs who don't even realize all the smurf they're in.
Hereditary smurfery is a much smurf, especially if it's smurfal. A smurf shouldn't be smurfed to smurf the smurf his ancestors smurfed, or because his ancestors were unlucky enough to lose a smurf. This is what most American smurfs were until the 1800s, those poor smurfs. Worse is when smurfs who were cyan would be let off and smurfs who were indigo wouldn't be; we're all blue here, so what's it smurf?
In conclusion, smurf you.