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Story Time! 
 PostSun Oct 11, 2009 11:21 pm
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Because I'm bored! Rules are simple: I post a paragraph. Someone else does paragraph 2. Someone else does paragraph 3, etc.

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It was a bright and sunny day. Not very appropriate for the work he had in might, but Doctor Doominstein was never much concerned for theatrics. The assembled corpses were ready for the revival process. Grinning wickedly, the good doctor pulled down the activation lever.
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 PostSun Apr 11, 2010 3:26 am
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A whirr of machinery was heard, as fresh steaming coffee was dispensed into the mug sitting beneath the spigot. "Ahhh," he said to himself, "After this, I will be fully prepared to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Ow, that's hot..."
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 PostSun Apr 11, 2010 6:12 pm
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Just then, a massive lizard destroyed the building around the doctor. "It's Godzilla!" screamed a Japanese man, also appearing out of no where. The doctor started to run for his life, world domination would have to wait for a less Godzilla filled day. However, when the doctor reached his get away boat, the Japanese man was already on board and brandished a deadly looking sword in the doctor's direction!
 
 PostTue Apr 13, 2010 12:10 pm
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"You shall not pass!" the Japanese man said. The sword whipped through the air a few times. The doctor pulled out a ray gun and aimed it at the Japanese man.
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 PostWed Dec 22, 2010 8:18 am
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As the doctor was about to fire, Godzilla jumped up out of the water holding a Bushido sword with a massize artillary riffle tapped to it!
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 PostWed Dec 22, 2010 10:23 pm
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As the ray engulfed the japanese man, Godzilla swung his sword at Doominstein. Doominstein was killed, but not before transmitting his memories to the bellicose nihonjin. Calmly wiping the sword, he turned to Godzilla in mock appreciation.
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 PostThu Dec 23, 2010 3:54 am
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Mary-Sue thought for sure that she'd finally won Shlock's heart; but, as he was pureblood Vulcan, he didn't show it.
NO EAT
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 PostThu Dec 23, 2010 6:19 am
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Then they all got blowded up and Doomenstien's ghost set the. Earth on fire in a blind rage of fury.
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 PostThu Dec 23, 2010 3:50 pm
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The Moon, frightened by her mother's predicament, rushed over to her grandfather the Sun.

The Sun told the child, "In order to restore your mother, you must travel to the black hole at the center of the galaxy. There, you must battle a mighty demon, and take from it the Waters of Calming. I am too old to aid you directly, but I can give you this..." The great star pulled a flaming sword out from its core, the legendary blade Sólsverd. The Moon graciously accepted the artifact, and head out for the galactic core.
 
 PostThu Dec 23, 2010 11:35 pm
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Just then, a long time ago in a universe far, far away...

The space shuttle jerked erratically, crashing into a few floating asteroids. "

"Damn it, Crunchy!" the pilot shouted as he punched a code into the system mainframe to stop the red alert. "I thought you were better than that!"

The big brown fluffy pile next to the pilot purred. Loudly.
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 PostSat Dec 25, 2010 6:55 pm
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Bolbi Braggins stared down the goblins which loomed over him.

"I once defeated a dragon by out-bragging him!" Bolbi declared, haughtily. "What makes you guys think you'll do any better?"

The goblins then proceeded to pound the snot, tar, into-next-week, and living daylights in that order out of the little Robbit with their clubs.
NO EAT
 
 PostThu Dec 30, 2010 3:31 pm
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(nice one, RC... ;D)
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 PostSun Jan 09, 2011 2:26 am
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Then the goblins suffer from a cardiac arrest.
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 PostSun Jan 09, 2011 3:18 am
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It was at this moment, that a large shadow began to cover the area. It was the shadow of a giant alien mothership here to destroy what could very easily be Earth. Alien scouts flew out of the motherships many ports and began beaming people away. All looked lost for our fair world.

Just then, Chuck Norris jumped! His massively powerful jump destroied 8 city blocks as he took off and flew directly at the Mothership. The sheer force of his awesome caused the mothership to implode and all the scouts to burst into flames. Chuck Norris, however, wasn't finished. Chuck Norris devoured all the flaming scout ships as well as the imploded Mothership.

A week later Chuck Norris crapped out world peace.
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 PostSun Jan 09, 2011 3:52 am
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Then world peace poops out chuck norris and the cycle continues for 93 years.
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