The Best OHR Villains

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Post by Spoonweaver »

Oooh! I Nominate Steve

whoa, I completely second that.

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...and on a related note. I liked that picture you made of tim-tim being burned to death, so much, that I blew it up and put it on my wall. "OH! THE GNOMANITY!"
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So... i guess olmins not in this? :/
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Blue Train wrote:So... i guess olmins not in this? :/
It might help if he were an actual villain in a released game.
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I thought he was a hero.
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oh. well, looks like i better get to work on releaseing then ;D
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Post by Shadowiii »

It isn't going to get any votes, but I might as well contribute, right?

Name: Joseph
Games: Stop (intended also in Stop^2)
Reason: Corrupt being of shadow, does a complete 180 from loving father to attempted child murderer (and successful other-person murderer). Joseph is the games main antagonist for the first two games, until discovering it is in fact the Shadow himself who is both corrupting and influencing his actions.

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I also really want to nominate Lord Broste, but I don't have Wandering Hamster currently on my computer to get screenshots.
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In an unusual bout of arrogance, I nominate myself!

Name: Nathan Karr, Ronin Catholic, Rurouni Catholic.
Games: Wolf's Quest, Nintendo Quest, The Adventures of Nathan Karr, OHR House 3.
Reason: Something of a man of mystery, Nathan seems at first a straightforward zealot, then turns into a wapanese slimehole, and then a strange pervert who bears no resemblance to me or anything I've ever said. In his own games, he comes off as a self-important false god, and manages to also always be the last boss.
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Post by Nathan Karr »

At first I wondered if I should edit my previous post, but then I figured BUMP HO! NEW CONTENT AHOY!

I remembered James saying in his review of Moron Mission (as I usually remember things several months late) that if he could have forced himself to play the game enough to get screenshots, he would have nominated Fanolucifer the Omnisexual in this thread.

Name: Fanolucifer Bite, the Omnisexual
Games: Nintendo Quest, Moron Mission
Reason: This guy is one slimed up piece of slime, and no slime! After being thrashed on the Castle Parody forums for being a general perv and having no ability to spell ancient or sorcerer (or make a game without over nine thousand references to his IRL "friends" and FF7), he returned to his native Realm of the Danged, where he tried to rape his own daughter. He was thwarted in this attempt by the heroic (closet fur-slime) missionary Paul Rowanoak.
Fanolucifer is, as his subtitle suggests, an omnisexual. He will attempt to have (and, given his massive strength, usually succeed in having) sex with anyone and anything. Also, he taught all his offspring a horrible bastardized version of the English language.
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Post by Fenrir-Lunaris »

I must have hurt your feelings at some point RK.

I've always found it funny that every major villain you come up with is basically me, and then creating and exaggerating character flaws in a thinly veiled attempt to make them look more heinous. Then again, it's been said that imitation is the best form of flattery, so you must like me? :???:

Also, we did something ridiculous with the contest, in the true spirit of villainy. We threw away the votes. I know, I know, democracy and all. Still, evil doesn't abide by democratic principles. :devil:
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Hehehe. the name "Fanolucifer the Omnisexual" still cracks me up.
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Fenrir-Lunaris wrote:I must have hurt your feelings at some point RK.
Mostly I was a lot more prudish when I was young. I hated something about every one of your games I used to play. There had to be something I liked about them, though, or I wouldn't have played FFH and Timestream Saga to the end (I even got to of the alternate endings in TS).

After playing a lot of your more recent stuff, I came to the conclusion that you had definitely improved.

At the same time I realised that I was slipping into the form of depravity I used to dislike your having so much. (This pained me to no end, and I'm glad that I've finally snapped out of it.)
I've always found it funny that every major villain you come up with is basically me, and then creating and exaggerating character flaws in a thinly veiled attempt to make them look more heinous.
Most of the stuff for Nintendo Quest was just a random rant about everything I didn't like in the OHR community at the time (Inferior Minion was the boss of the Castle Paradox parody level, which had about 16 or so minibosses).

For Moron Mission, about half of the things about Fanolucifer were taken from the original Calesaga I and II. That includes the part about the attempted rape/incest. The other half was either vague recollections of stuff from your other games, and stuff I made up because I was angry at myself for what I'd allowed myself to become.
Then again, it's been said that imitation is the best form of flattery, so you must like me? :???:
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James Paige wrote:the name "Fanolucifer the Omnisexual" still cracks me up.
Me too :hurr: . I might put him in DnO or possibly even one of my current seekrit prawjeckts. He does need a more gimmicky appearance, though.

The name was just based off how hard of a time I had pronouncing "Fenrisulfr". I used to think that the name was derived from "Lucifer," with a possible Germanic influence, until I looked it up in the Encyclopedia Brittanica.
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Post by Fenrir-Lunaris »

For what it's worth, Paul and Lita are going to be making an appearance in VoM. :v:
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Fenrir-Lunaris wrote:For what it's worth, Paul and Lita are going to be making an appearance in VoM. :v:
Awesome :o

I trust that Paul won't just be a palette swap of Frumpy. (And, let's face it, Lita wasn't even a palette swap of Night.)
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I wold VARY much like to put Cube in but I don't think he is in any ohr games...yet. :devil:
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