Review: [<3]

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Momoka
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Review: [<3]

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I load up the game
The title screen is boring
But the game is bright

Odd haiku greet me
They babble on about love
I don't understand

Now the game is bright!
Faster than a speeding James!
I'm losing control!

There are colors everywhere!
So many colors. So gay
(Maybe European?)

What's going on, dude?!
Why is my ball expanding?
AAAAHHHHHH! (One Syllable!)

The game is over
I'm excited and confused
Did I just get laid?

This game, less-than-three
Epileptics should beware
God-damn flashing lights.

In my time playing
I laughed, I cried, I fainted.
I give it a three.
Last edited by Momoka on Sat May 02, 2009 5:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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