Bob's Vacation

[Spoonweaver]

Get a box. Cats love boxes!

[Bob the Hamster]

These cats are probably just hangry. Perhaps a simple snack could defuse this whole tense situation.

You look around quickly. Just inside the door is some kind of supply room, and you spot a box of candy bars. There are only two left, but you go ahead and grab the whole box and bring it outside.

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Ka-pow! One of the cats goes down! Right into the box!

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Yep! He got both Snaxor bars. He does seem a lot more calm now. That's half the crisis solved

[Berry]

dododododo do

Typically in the "you're not you when you're hungry" commercials, the punchline/plot twist is that big viking guy in the office who just ate the snicker bar will turn back into Brenda from accounting.

I wonder what less threatening creature the cat will revert back into? Maybe a butterfly? a mouse? a hamster? Or perhaps just a smaller cat like before.

[Berry]

Also isn't it Friday the 13th today?

Though I can't expect there to be another Bob's Vacation episode on the same day, there is going to be another Friday the 13th in December

[RMZ]

I bet that other cat sure is mad he didn't get a candy bar too.

[Bluefeather42]

...isn't chocolate toxic for cats?

[Spoonweaver]

...isn't chocolate toxic for cats?

There hasn't been any real chocolate in a Snaxor™ bar since the early 70's when they which the recipe to be mostly beef byproducts and mushrooms.

In any cause, we need either another box or some catnip to cool off the other cat before he leaves with what might the only way out of this place.

[Bob the Hamster]

...isn't chocolate toxic for cats?

There hasn't been any real chocolate in a Snaxor™ bar since the early 70's when they which the recipe to be mostly beef byproducts and mushrooms.

You cringe, waiting for whatever terrifying transformation and/or hilarious marketing joke may come next.

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Oh no! Something is starting to happen!

Hold on a moment... You read the side of the box...

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Uh... Looks like Snaxor bars might have changed their recipe recently! That's not good.

Maybe the cat is just having an allergic reaction. Do you remember any first aid? What are you supposed to do for anaphylactic shock?

[Berry]

An epi pen may be in order. A regular pen may also be used to draw a funny mustache.

[Spoonweaver]

This happened to my cat. She had a weird bulge on her face for like a month and it popped like twice. Had to take her to the vet to get it taken care of.
My friend also had a cat who had a cyst so big that it was close to the size of the cat's head. He took it to the vet but they wouldn't do anything for it because it had too many blood vessels wrapped around it and it was found to be benign. Plus at that point the cat was like 22. We joked about it having the fountain of youth in the liquid in the cyst. You'd live forever, but you have to drink cat cyst goo to do it, and the taste would be with you, forever.

Oh and umm... I dunno without an epi-pen, that cat might need to get back on the chopper and be air lifted to a hospital.

[RMZ]

What is Larry doing?! What other skills does he have?

[Berry]

Did anyone else not notice the foreshadowing until just now?

[Bob the Hamster]

Okay! This is an emergency! You shout to Larry to let him know what's going on, then you hurry back into the storage room where you found the Snaxor bar box to look for an epi-pen

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Look there! Some good luck for a change. There is a clearly labeled first aid kid on the wall, and it has an epi-pen right inside.

You hightail it back outside double-time. You have a life to save! The cat is getting worse. He seems to have passed out.

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How do you even use an epi-pen? You try to remember if you've ever seen somebody do one of these on TV or something. What to do next??

[Berry]

Jab him with the epi-pen then perform CPR if he's still not breathing afterward.

[Spoonweaver]

You gotten do it directly in the heart! It was either that or it doesn't matter where you put it as long as it's not directly in the heart. But, it's likely gotta go directly in the heart!