OHR's Monster Combo Art Contest 2016
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Fun Fact #1: A zombie whale would not be very dangerous. Most whales are filter feeders, meaning they have no teeth. Rather they have a bristly substance called baleen that catches plankton, krill, algae and whatnot. It would be impossible to transmit any kind of zombie juices with this baleen.
Fun Fact #2: There has never been a confirmed case of rabies transmitted to a human via mouse-bite. Since rabies is most commonly transmitted via bites, it's believed that anything that could possibly infect a mouse with rabies would kill the mouse before the mouse would have a chance to infect anything else. Even if a whale had teeth, its bite would demolish your body so thoroughly that the chance of you escaping to infect your beach bunnies or surfer bros is zero.
These two facts would keep us safe from the Whale Zombie apocalypse, except for one thing:
Fun Fact #3: Novelty chomping teeth makers are required by International Law to guarantee that no-one can be bitten to death by their product. While rumors abound of "Assault Chompers" that can claim a man's life with a vicious series of hilarious rattling bites, no one has provided evidence of their existence. These same teeth makers are required by bleeding-heart liberal equal rights laws to provide teeth of any size, to any customer, anywhere, without asking exclusionary questions regarding species.
The zombie whale danger is real. Americans, please vote for Donald Trump in your local primaries and the overall election. He is the only candidate who supports building a wall between us and the ocean to prevent an influx of necrotic cetaceans and also the only candidate who believes that novelty chomping teeth are for humans only. Non-Americans will have to find their own radical conservative saviors.
Fun Fact #2: There has never been a confirmed case of rabies transmitted to a human via mouse-bite. Since rabies is most commonly transmitted via bites, it's believed that anything that could possibly infect a mouse with rabies would kill the mouse before the mouse would have a chance to infect anything else. Even if a whale had teeth, its bite would demolish your body so thoroughly that the chance of you escaping to infect your beach bunnies or surfer bros is zero.
These two facts would keep us safe from the Whale Zombie apocalypse, except for one thing:
Fun Fact #3: Novelty chomping teeth makers are required by International Law to guarantee that no-one can be bitten to death by their product. While rumors abound of "Assault Chompers" that can claim a man's life with a vicious series of hilarious rattling bites, no one has provided evidence of their existence. These same teeth makers are required by bleeding-heart liberal equal rights laws to provide teeth of any size, to any customer, anywhere, without asking exclusionary questions regarding species.
The zombie whale danger is real. Americans, please vote for Donald Trump in your local primaries and the overall election. He is the only candidate who supports building a wall between us and the ocean to prevent an influx of necrotic cetaceans and also the only candidate who believes that novelty chomping teeth are for humans only. Non-Americans will have to find their own radical conservative saviors.
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neke / squid
neke / squid
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12 more days to go and entry is still open to everyone.
BTW: The winning monster and likely the second place and possibly third place, will all be made into magnets. The winner of the contest will receive all three magnets, as will the winner of the HOTohr contest. Second and third place will be sent copies of the magnet based on their design.
BTW: The winning monster and likely the second place and possibly third place, will all be made into magnets. The winner of the contest will receive all three magnets, as will the winner of the HOTohr contest. Second and third place will be sent copies of the magnet based on their design.
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Tim-Tim / Monster (from ramble planet)
Also, I'd just like to come clean and say I've rerolled a few of the results.
I've rerolled a total of 4 times.
These results were originally Julia/Ranger, Dogero/Dog, Baby/Turtle, and just now Senor Death/Zombie.
Sorry to somewhat ruin the integrity of the rolls in this way.
Tim-Tim / Monster (from ramble planet)
Also, I'd just like to come clean and say I've rerolled a few of the results.
I've rerolled a total of 4 times.
These results were originally Julia/Ranger, Dogero/Dog, Baby/Turtle, and just now Senor Death/Zombie.
Sorry to somewhat ruin the integrity of the rolls in this way.
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Zombie DeathSpoonweaver wrote:Also, I'd just like to come clean and say I've rerolled a few of the results.
I've rerolled a total of 4 times.
These results were originally Julia/Ranger, Dogero/Dog, Baby/Turtle, and just now Senor Death/Zombie.
Sorry to somewhat ruin the integrity of the rolls in this way.
Behold, the sumptuous, seductively suboceanic stunner NEKESQUID.
Bigger version here: http://imgur.com/FgplnBd
Bigger version here: http://imgur.com/FgplnBd
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I'd hit thatguo wrote:Behold, the sumptuous, seductively suboceanic stunner NEKESQUID.
Bigger version here: http://imgur.com/FgplnBd
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Cactus King
Drumroll please! *badabadabadabadabada... BAH!* The Cactus King! Behold his golden flower crown! Tremble at his blood-soaked spines and cloak! Truly he is the most fearsome monster of all!!! He's too mighty to be contained by anything but a 320x200 backdrop!
p.s. I left his palette in there for anyone who cares.
p.s. I left his palette in there for anyone who cares.
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