SwordPlay shitpost thread

Talk about things that are not making games here. But you should also make games!

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Post by SwordPlay »

If it's not clear enough, I wasn't directing my words at Wobbles or anyone specifically, it ALSO APPLIES TO THE MODS

WHAT NOW?!

MODS =/= GODS
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Post by SwordPlay »

Uh, I make a PARTIAL exception for certain specific people.

I think your games can be improved A LOT, but I find it difficult to disparage the efforts of people who took it seriously and applied themselves and all that slime.

Fair is fair, some of you guys make good games. Kinda?

I still think that most are nowhere near my tastes. But I had plenty of fun.
All in all, not bad.
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Post by Spoonweaver »

Cool

Edit: I'm sorry you feel under appreciated.
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Post by SwordPlay »

THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOUR slime IS GOOD MUST PROVE YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL
OR MAYBE MY SHITPOST PROVES THAT I AM MENTALLY ILL

YOU ARE ALL MENTALLY ILL (probably) AND SO AM I (definitely)

THUS IS LIFE, NOW WHAT?
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Post by MorpheusKitami »

If you're going to leave, don't do it out of passion, do it when the emotions have passed and you can see things clearly. If there's no reason for you to be here anymore, then do it.
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Post by Spoonweaver »

I don't know Swordplay, likely nothing.
If you feel like the OHR and slimesalad forum are not a good fit I guess you'll eventually leave. Otherwise, I assume you'll try to get along with people and maybe tone down your aggro approach to thing. You catch more flies with honey, and all that jazz
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SwordPlay has been banned. You may reach out to me in a week to have your ban lifted if you like, as I'm unlikely to remember to lift it on my own, and the software doesn't support automatic tempbans.

Your behavior here has been entirely unwarranted and will not be tolerated. Next time you're sober, please re-read what you've posted and soak in the irony.

If you decide to return, please know that this is your final warning; the next ban will be permanent.
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Post by Mogri »

Ah, also -- for those of you who are not SwordPlay: please do not feed the troll. You may continue to discuss whatever it is you feel like discussing here, but don't reply to SwordPlay, and more generally, don't engage against bad actors.

It's laudable that this is the first ban in years. The community here is generally very good. Let's strive to keep it that way.
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Post by Fenrir-Lunaris »

Mogri wrote:It's laudable that this is the first ban in years. The community here is generally very good. Let's strive to keep it that way.
I mean, when the moderation team's main duties are linking reviews to games, and not cleaning up threads to be dumped in the trash bin, you know we've got a good thing going on.
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Post by MorpheusKitami »

Yeah...let's call him a troll, that'll make things better. Not like the guy had legitimate grievances brought out poorly by alcohol induced foolishness.
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RIP, my troll brother

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Swordsplay's posts were deleted,
And SlimeSalad fell into the hands of the Mods.
Forced to wed the Mod King Mogri,
Gozer still thinks only of Swordsplay
As he gazes at the forum each night...


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Oh my hero, you've been banned now.
Will we ever slime more posts?
Threads go away, like night into day.
It's just a fading meme.

I'm the darkness, you're the stars.
Our posts are slimy and they're fun.
For eternity, for me there can be,
Only you, my chosen one...

Must we delete them? All the shitposts?
Will Mods end our shitposting?
What shall I do? I'm lost without you.
Speak to me once more!

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Ha ha ha ha...

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We must part now, my life goes on.
But my heart won't give you up.
Ere I walk away, let me hear you say
I meant as much to you....
So gently, you touched my heart.
I will be forever yours.
Come what may, I won't age a day,
I'll wait for you, always...
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Post by Mogri »

MorpheusKitami wrote:Yeah...let's call him a troll, that'll make things better. Not like the guy had legitimate grievances brought out poorly by alcohol induced foolishness.
This is not an alcoholism support group, and to the extent that his grievances were legitimate, he chose an exceedingly poor method of expressing them. Ideally, SwordPlay will use this time off to reflect on this and rejoin us in a less disruptive fashion, but even if this incident drives him away from the community, that is preferable to allowing him to behave as he has been.
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Post by Idontknow »

I'm not sure if I could find any legitimate grievences there(or they were edited out), unless we really must make love with the same urgency we make games?
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Post by SwordPlay »

I apologise for my poor behaviour. Take your meds people!

I'm a slimed-up primadonna. I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Draw your own conclusions.

I am not perfect
Should I pose winsomely or have a break down?
This is what peak performance looks like *hacking cough*

I have a lot going on in my life... I wasn't *that* drunk...
Believe whatever helps you sleep at night.

I would rather have been distant from the community and be like a hermit.
Maybe there's not that many choices left.
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Post by Rue »

Hey, uh, while you're doing edits to make yourself not look like as much of a douche, praising your achievements, followers, and genius IQ, maybe consider doing an edit that just cuts it all down to just "I'm back, sorry for being a jerk. I'll work on it."

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