Castle Clover: METACHAT

Gizmog · Post by **Gizmog** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:08 am

Bob the Hamster wrote: and going on piss-breaks)

You do NOT want to roll a 1 on that perform check.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 2:15 am

Yes, all day long, or longer (assuming magic is involved to keep to from falling asleep, starving, or pooing yourself)
And yes, no man wants to roll a one on their pee while standing up perform check

BMR · Post by **BMR** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 7:48 am

Actually, if you want to go that route, it's quite possible. Kalar has access to a spell (Sustain from Book of Exalted Deeds) that will, for one day, negate the need to eat and drink for 54 hours per casting. Also has another spell (Remove Fatigue from Book of Exalted Deeds as well) that makes it so the target need not sleep for the next 24 hours.

Theoretically, Rob could just keep on playing for a few weeks, only needing Kalar to refresh him each day. Granted, we'd prolly be limited by natural resources in the area.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 3:56 pm

You know, going to the bathroom is never addressed in D&D. Characters must be pooping in dungeon corners and taking leaks in dragon lairs. That said, if you truly want to do something like this, I would make any sort of spell or magical ability that gets rid of the need to eat or drink also get rid of the bathroom needs.

BMR · Post by **BMR** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 4:14 pm

Yeah, that should really be a legitimate concern. Like, go x number of days without pooping and you catch some horrible debilitating disease or something. Definitely some third party ruleset regarding that somewhere out there for sure =p

Post by **Bob the Hamster** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 4:16 pm

Arcane Constipation

Abjuration

Level: Sor/Wiz 0
Components: P
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Touch
Target, Effect, or Area: Creature touched
Duration: 1 week + 1d6 days
Saving Throw: See text
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)

Subject is unable to poop for 1 week + 1d6 days. Once per day the subject can choose to attempt a DC20 constitution save to break the spell. A failed save causes the subject to take 1d4 damage.

Arcane Constipation counters and dispels Infernal Runs

BMR · Post by **BMR** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 5:42 pm

That needs to be a real spell =p

Master K · Post by **Master K** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 1:26 am

I'm ready to re-join the campaign.

I finished work today. I come back and Voulton has died and come back with silver manhood. What

BMR · Post by **BMR** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 2:12 am

And you come back as your previous character is about to be ghostified =p

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 7:41 pm

Oh good! I was about to say, you can't really raise Arden till Master K is back. ok perfect.
I'll make the post.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:55 pm

Oh, Master K, I'm pretty sure you'll welcome it, but it's your choice whether Arden gets revived as a ghost or not. If you accept, simply post as him appearing to Rob and Kalar. If not, post as him declining the spell.

Also:
Lynda gains +4 wisdom as a result of her training with Dan.
Though all party members gain experience from battles, traps, and quests no matter their involvement, you were literally gone for most of it. So I think as a compromise, Lynda will gain a single level and be at the base xp needed for that level.

Master K · Post by **Master K** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 3:26 am

Lynda at Lvl 12.

Also, Spoon, I discussed with BMR that there is a holy aspect to Lynda's spellcasting.
...Who exactly does Lynda worship?

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 9:57 am

That's for you to decide.
But, you will have to decide before you can cast spells.
Here's a list of deities (I put *'s in front of the ones I feel fit Lynda best):

Boccob, god of magic, arcane knowledge, balance and foresight.
*Corellon Larethian, god of elves, magic, music, and arts. (also a demihuman power)
Garl Glittergold, god of gnomes, humor, and gemcutting (also a demihuman power)
Gruumsh, god of orcs (also a monster power)
Moradin, god of dwarves (also a demihuman power)
Nerull, god of death, darkness, murder and the underworld.
Pelor, god of sun, light, strength and healing. More humans worship Pelor than any other deity.
Yondalla, goddess of halflings (also a demihuman power)
*Ehlonna, goddess of forests, woodlands, flora & fauna, and fertility.
Erythnul, god of hate, envy, malice, panic, ugliness, and slaughter.
Fharlanghn, god of horizons, distance, travel, and roads.
Heironeous, god of chivalry, justice, honor, war, daring, and valor.
Hextor, god of war, discord, massacres, conflict, fitness, and tyranny.
Kord, god of athletics, sports, brawling, strength, and courage.
*Obad-Hai, god of nature, freedom, hunting, and beasts.
Olidammara, god of music, revels, wine, rogues, humor, and tricks.
Saint Cuthbert, god of common sense, wisdom, zeal, honesty, truth, and discipline.
*Wee Jas, goddess of magic, death, vanity, and law
Vecna, god of destructive and evil secrets.

Spoonweaver · Post by **Spoonweaver** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 10:23 am

The New Powers of Arden and Lynda.

Lynda had gained enough points of wisdom to cast spells. That alone is a good deal of power to consider. However, that is just a side effect of Dan's training. Lynda has also gained the ability to travel to and from the ethereal plane at will. She can also assume a fully solid form at will or assume her common ghostly state at will.

Arden had become a ghost. Along with the normal things that means, not being able to touch things. Being undead. Being immune to most attacks. Ironically, Arden the ghost dwells in the ethereal plane and manifests into an incorporeal form much the way Lynda does.
On top of this, Arden has the following ghost abilities:

Corrupting Touch (Su)
A ghost that hits a living target with its incorporeal touch attack deals 1d6 points of damage. Against ethereal opponents, it adds its Strength modifier to attack and damage rolls. Against nonethereal opponents, it adds its Dexterity modifier to attack rolls only.

Draining Touch (Su)
A ghost that hits a living target with its incorporeal touch attack drains 1d4 points from any one ability score it selects. On each such successful attack, the ghost heals 5 points of damage to itself. Against ethereal opponents, it adds its Strength modifier to attack rolls only. Against nonethereal opponents, it adds its Dexterity modifier to attack rolls only.

BMR · Post by **BMR** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:17 am

I also suggested Waukeen to MasterK, but not sure if she's an applicable deity in the setting. Up to you.