This is my submission for the Hans Stinkman 2015 Contest. Enjoy.
UPDATE: 5 April 2015 - Although it may not seem like it at first glance, I have added a lot to the potential experience that is Crusty's Heyday. These include multiple endings based on your score, powerups to make gameplay a little more interesting (although not all of them are implemented fully yet) and plenty more to do in the intro. What Crusty's Heyday lacks in gameplay diversity I attempt to compensate for with bad humor, and lots of it. Good luck, my friends.
EDIT: Just noticed it looks like I never actually uploaded the stuff I'd added to this game. It is now 5 years later and I'm fixing that mistake.
Crusty's Heyday
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