Slime Salad

My god that was a scary video.

The goblin hushes.

Noticing the faster lizardman give chase the goblin screams. Then he cowers on the ground at the sight of the sword the lizardman is wielding.

The lips punish me for being the latest poster on every thread topic. ( Even the secret usergroup ones that many of you might not know about. ) I drop something pictured in the picture I'm going to post after writing this as the lips punish me to death or something. http://thebaumer.files.wordpress....

Moogs moved it.

And Andy, if you liked that one, You'll Love [game]Tim-Tim "The Mighty Gnome"[/game].

Edit: Actually I was thinking of baby bob, which is basically the model for tim-tim. Tim-tim "the mighty gnome" is still a great game and should be played by everyone, ever.

i dislike being the damsel, but i do like Funkotron being hated. So it's all good. He's a straight class caster, so he's physically weak. Thus, I can see him being a bit of a damsel at times. I like this in fact. Too many games show the casters as some kinda badass and then they always end up dieing...

I nominate

[game]TECHNOSHIP FUNKOTRON[/game]

Explosion!

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is dropped

Timidly, the goblin looks up, still crouched down towards the ground. He sees that the people covered in blood aren't actively trying to kill him. He begins shuffling away towards the tunnel that leads out of the cave. He does this while responding: My name is Blee. I'm sorry. I was with my master a...

No loot is found besides the ogre's clubs and the tattered clothes the three corpses are wearing.

heh, laziness. Though, it is kind of novel that it's basically a fantasy earth world.

But wait, what's this:

Atlantis!


Of course, that's not the only wrong with the world map.

Welcome to America DQ3

A scrawny goblin appears out of the last gem. It utters something in common:

The scrawny goblin wrote:Huh? What? Oh No!

The goblin curls up into a ball on the ground shaking in fear.

Ehaism swings his sword at the beast. His sword is swung with such great strength that it glides smoothly through the thick skin of the bloody monster. It enters deep into it's body and exits on the other side. Blood flies everywhere, as well as a few hunks of meat. (24 dmg) Spurred on my magic, Eha...

A ray of fire shoots out of Vire's finger. It hits the bloodhulk and burst into a scorching injury. (23 dmg) The monster wastes no time in attacking. It's huge fist swings into the already crippled ogre. The life of the ogre seems to ooze out of it as it flies back in pain, and then crashes to the f...

Cile leaps onto the defeated ogre and retains his balance while landing. Then he thrusts his rapier into the flesh of the beast before him, but the attack was too powerful for Cile to guide effectively, and glanced off the giants meaty exterior. http://i51.tinypic.com/2n9caqb.png Can Vire succeed wh...