Slime Salad

There MAY be a way to do what you want but the likely hood of your chart being in the exact right format is very very low. Even if your format was pretty good, and the process of importing it wasn't shaky at best, you'd still have to go through all the items to make sure they came out right which ch...

Thank you!

For your gaming pleasure, I present [game]CLAM DIGGER[/game].

Your buddy Tyrone calls you up and is like, "I can dig more clams then you stupid." So you gotta go, "Nu uh boy!" Then you race down to the beach with your buckets and your shovels and the object of the game is to find parking. WINNER of the 2012 Ridiculous Games Contest Slimesal...

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Tim-Tim rolls his eyes at this whole affair. The thought of spending a night in an INN in this town seems terrible. This whole kingdom seems terrible. Tim-Tim wonders what results he would get if he could cast a spell of alignment detection. He assumes he'd find that everyone about him is severely e...

For a while I thought that troll bot was actually just someone hyping up their terrible game entry, until I noticed his game entry had no download. I was a bit bummed to say the least. Still quite a bit of time before this contest is over. How is everyone doing on their stuff? Also, my girlfriend is...

We did a contest with the random name generator once. It didn't work out so well.

The mention of a pack mule quickly changes things for Tim-Tim.

I've changed my mind. I'd like a scale armor, a tower shield and a greatsword please.

Tim-Tim waits until they are brought out and plans to do his best to look like he can really use all that.

There's a gnome sized pack too right? And also is the stuff below the pack contents given to each person to or to share. ( like the spyglass, 1 for each or just 1?) [and if just one I called it already]

Tim-Tim signs at the lack of any daggers in this "armory". (The only weapon he really knows how to use.) His gnomish greed almost coaxes him into asking for the 3 most expensive things on the list just to sell later. But the thought of hauling it to a shop, which would most likely have to ...

He declines us any magical items and then hands one over minutes later. Tim-Tim begins to come to terms with the way things have happened and the things he is basically being forced to do. He began to remember how not too long ago his quest to defeat the evil sorcerer that has taken over his homela...

Ah man! I would have totally picked those new game tokens if I had seen them. Though the saw mouth mock turtles have arrived look amazing. Thanks a bunch.

why are you still using the word salad instead of game? April fools is over dude.

And also no.