Slime Salad

Behold! I have created a game! With rules! But actually, I *stab* *THUMP*

Occulus, Occulant, Retinant, Beholder Ooze, Eyemore, Eyegore, Visualizer.

Are teams permitted? Teams have always been welcome in either the Terrible or the Ridiculous Games Contest. As for the exact nature of the contest's rules this time around, they'll be tailored to whichever option receives the most votes. I don't plan on outright penalizing people for ignoring the r...

It's coming. In two weeks. Those who've been around long enough will know what I'm referring to, and they may feel their heart fill with terror, joy, exhilaration and agony all at once. The question is, do I take a step back and go back to the original rules (make the WORST game imaginable, the one ...

TheCube wrote:Holy crap all those Final Fantasy games on the GB have amazing soundtracks. I think I need to get these and play them actually, especially since I'm on an RPG kick right now.

New thought?: I regret voting this to 3rd place. I should have made it tied for first, but I wanted to play up Nathan Karr's game a bit because it was the best game he's ever made.This game is pretty darn good, but I don't suggest playing it. I'm happy with the results myself, and No Eat is the bes...

I can’t recommend this title unless you... ...don’t mind playing a pornographic game with two hands. Shortened for brevity, but that's pretty much the best synopsis yet. And really, I'd prefer people play my games with both hands... Interestingly enough, the discussion thread for the game is STILL ...

The SeasSaw Gunswallow in the Mazes & Hamsters article caused me to repeatedly burst into fits of giggles. I can only guess at what my co-workers thought was wrong with me. That's the best weapon in the bunch so far, if only for the crayon aura (a nod to Monsterology) and the whole "it exp...

Why are we all talking in spoilers? I assumed it was so that the minions of the unspeakable ones wouldn't be able to track us so easily. On a related note, I've got a Cthulhu Fish bumper sticker on my truck. I used to get invitations for church fund raising events and all manner of baptist revivals...

I'll preface by saying I'm actually quite impressed with the quality of the three games I could get to work. They all appear to have required real effort to create, which is more than I would have predicted. Despite this being a low-brow contest, I feel like the people involved took it seriously an...

- All game creators MUST quote a judge's writings and say they approve of the rankings for three out of four games. In short, they must judge the judging. Approving the rankings for 3 out of four games by default means we have to accept the ranking of the 4th game whether we like it or not. Clever....

It's done.

http://db.tt/eoftSv9M

Passworded too, of course. You'll have to ask for it, naturally, just so I can confirm your age.

Apologies in advance to the wonderful folks who made Spellshard . http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38784393/raepdung0004.png The irony that I've managed to pull off one of my technically better RPGs for this contest given its content is frankly surprising. If it weren't for the whole X rating, this might act...

Just so that we're clear, none of these entries get reviewed for Hamsterspeak, since the highest rating of any content submitted must be PG-13 and under. (No joking)

No Eat maybe. Somehow I doubt Tendo has the enormous tanuki goodies to show 'em off in his game.

So Giz reveals his secrets eh? Then I have no choice but to take things to the NEXT LEVEL with my XTREEM and superficially EDGY character portrayals. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38784393/raepdung0002.png His in-battle sprite is clearly the most disturbing of them all. And that's counting everything in-g...