Slime Salad

Giz is in a perpetual threesome, an eternal flirtation between both right and wrong.

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Oh and for anyone wondering about what Voulton left behind: His Heavy Steel Shield +2, some beef jerky, and a backpack that reeks of beef jerky. Do with it as you will.

I forget if I've already said this, but this is Links Awakening, right? The reason they're so gung-ho against adventurers is because they keep waking up the Wind Fish and resetting history.

We don't have arrays, so that'll help a little too

Not entirely unsuspected. Voulton had wondered why none of his weapons had been confiscated, or even his hands bound if they were going to be in the presence of the big boss. And after what happened to the first group of inquisitors, maybe not entirely undeserved either. If he can see anything, he'...

Wherever Voulton is, he regrets the abruptness with which he left his new friends, but seeing his old friends in Nathaires corpse pit had rekindled something. A need for justice. Twice now Voulton has met the Inquisition of this land. The first time they were fools, ignoring common sense and decenc...

"Best of my knowledge, I'm telling the truth. Like I said, it's been good travelling with you. I hope to see you again, but if not.. well, then we know for sure what the deal is." "Before we go, I just wanna know two things. How did this Amber's amulets come to be a symbol of the Inq...

It's also Reincarnation.

EDIT: Holy slime, tits and [s]slimes[/s] PENISES! Game of the Year!

THIS POST MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED, PLEASE CHECK OOC THREAD BEFORE ANSWERING, ESPEIALYL SPOOPNY "Yeah, you're not so bad either." Voulton answers, angrily flicking blood from his hip at Azedarc's goon. "Like I said before, that amulet belongs to a friend of mine named Lynda. She c...

Whoa whoa, just reading the latest post in the thread. You're not changing the campaign just 'cause of what I said, are you? I'm not askin for special treatment or nothin and like I said maybe I'll be feelin better about things in a day or two. Might just be the drama llama. Talking about our feelin...

Oh, I don't even mean this guy so much, but I mean the demon bug things were accumulating.. but why? Was there a chance we could stop 'em? What were they even trying to do? They were built up as this big almost Lovecraftian creeping horror, and the only choices we had were to fight or get out of Dod...

Win, lose or draw, I'm probably quitting soon. I just don't know where the hell any of this is going, I don't feel like we're getting closer, and I feel like slime is jumpin out of every corner to punish us for stuff we couldn't even possibly know we're doin wrong. Or maybe I'm tired and depressed a...

"Are you deaf? Nobody's agreed to this yet and I'm already going with you. We're fighting for nothing!" Voulton isn't going to risk taking it lying down though. He launches a full-offensive on the spiked chain. Idiots shouldn't play with dangerous toys... and if there's any offense left o...