Slime Salad

http://www.slimesalad.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6442 Talked to RMZ in IRC the other day, who confirmed that the start of the game hasn't changed. Apparently we're the only people who bitched about it? I might see if I still have my old save and try to move forward after taking a year off, but I dou...

Nothing to do with his comments, I only reviewed it because it was in the same directory as Teekee, I swear! Crusty's Heyday is reviewed! The Big Humpty Star fight isn't unwinnable, but it does sound like I might need to tone it down a bit if that's the impression that everyone's getting (has anyone...

Note to self: ALWAYS review contest games when they happen. I swear I already reviewed these games, I spend forever looking for where I would've reviewed 'em, and this is what I find: Gonna keep my thoughts brief, reviews are for chumps: #4.Crusty's Heyday Kind of a bait and switch with the RPG stuf...

Gonna post here to second most of the stuff Feenicks is saying. The start of the game, being a cat and wandering around the house seeing what kind of mischief you can get into is the strongest part of the game. It's where the jokes are the funniest and it's where the basic concept "I am a cat i...

http://www.slimesalad.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=120843#120843 Sprout is reviewed! I gotta quit reviewing stuff from people who are nice to me or people are gonna find out I'm easy. And damn, KyleKrack's got like 5 more games on the list! If I wasn't pretending that whole retarded "Let's make a...

Sprout is KyleKrack's entry to KyleKrack's 2015 Summer Harvest Agricontest. The contest encouraged KyleKrack and others to make games about farming, preferably games with an educational slant to them. KyleKrack decided to rebel against his own promise of extra credit and make a game more in line wit...

His enemies don't have guns and instead cowardly try to ram their mechanical shells into his fragile body. This is the level of prose that keeps me reading Gizmog's reviews. You know, my game design prof. just assigned a reading from a book that was talking about narrative in games. It mentioned th...

Time Twister by slaymarc7 Did someone have a Terrible Games Contest without inviting me? This game has that kind of TGC Surrealism all over it. Educational Game for TSA What the hell does that even mean?! I had to find out. When I opened the zip, the game's filename was even better. recovered1 - co...

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Wasn't expecting that at all... and I don't feel guilty! WOOOOOO

I chose to review this based on the name, figuring it'd be a relatively easy one. Boy, was I wrong! This is a fast-paced and well designed shooter. A few tiny flaws detract from it in the long term, but with a few tiny changes it could be the best action game in OHR History. Shooter Game takes impre...

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Late For Work, the Three Minute game is reviewed! Feels so weird to have freedom of choice.. dunno what I'm gonna choose yet but I'm sure I'm gonna feel guilty about it! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is a good game and I'm gonna review it, but it opens with a midi of Uptown Funk and that merits a review of its own. UPTOWN FUNK Uptown Funk is a collaboration between a bunch of guys, the one I remember being Bruno Mars who I dislike. You're a man, sing with some bass, god damnit! The Gap Band...

<r><B><s>[b]</s>WARNING: THE FOLLOWING REVIEW SPOILS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE. GO RENT 1986's "THE FLY" BEFORE CONTINUING. THANK YOU.<e>[/b]</e></B><br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> I love games like this. Urkelbot's concept is to essentially make a...