Slime Salad

Another stupid question and hopefully my last one: Where and how do people get their drinking water?

Cece stops for a second to think it over. "Eef I cross the street, eef I try to 'ide, I look like I 'ave something to 'ide." Not wanting to look like a mark, she casually tries to stroll past.

Double post, but questions: Would Cece know the significance of a Rumbleback uniform? If that orc is the mailman delivering a package, it's a lot different than if she's taking "donations" for the Jehovah's Witnesses of Murder. Further, are there any details I should know about garbage col...

The explorer's kit has 59 pounds of equipment. Are we doing encumbrance here? Not a big deal for big, manly Caldon, but Cece might want to use some of that 17 Charisma to convince someone to give her 8 Strength a rest. In the long term, she might have to do that. For now, she's left 20 pounds of ro...

I don't know man, I mean if you ask an undercover cop "Are you a cop?" they're allowed to lie. And Cop are Lawful as it gets.

"Ohhh, I deed no' mean to fall asleep" Cece moans to herself, stretching as much as the confines of the dumpster will allow. "I 'ad just come 'ome to 'ave a seet an' I guess I dozed off.." which usually would be good news. Good sleep is hard to come by, at least without a lump o...

James wrote:The fruit basket is large and lavish. There is enough to share.

For any of you English buffs out there, this is called foreshadowing.

Some final stupid origin stuff before we start: Mondieu - God of Surprises French Canadian name is just an organizational joke and unlikely to come up in gameplay, you can slap me if it does. Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Domain: Trickery In the French Canadian campaign setting for the Dungeons & D...

Updated Character List: Arcadia the CG High Elf Wizard? Cleric? played by Sazae Big Hat Normin the TN Gnome Wizard played by Newbie Power Bobo the NG Halfling Barbarian played by Willy Electrix Cece Celasier the CN Half-Elf Sorceror played by Gizmog Ebald the LG Human Monk played by I Don't Know Ka...

Cece Your inventory is good, except I am nixing the 10 rations. You have zero rations. Also, your daggers are very obviously stolen kitchen knives (but still function like normal daggers) Your rent is zero and your savings is zero Yeah, that's about what I thought. Ten days of food would be crazy a...

Moved sheet over here. Love the house and I don't think I need to change the backstory. Seven years seems like a reasonable amount of time to survive there, the nocturnal element is almost exactly what I was thinking, and who wouldn't want to live around mad scientists?

As for equipment, I would like everybody to start with whatever equipment is appropriate for their character, without worrying too much about exactly how much it would have cost in gold. You can say she fished the crossbow out of the trash and cast mending on it, or something like that. Hehe! That'...

After a lot of back and forth, I think I'm about done. Wasn't able to register on the site because they're racist against Yahoo e-mail accounts, so I'll be taking a screenshot of a PDF, I guess. Forgot to put this bit on the sheet: Notable Family: Father - Human Male, dedicated lifelong farmer. It's...

I don't have a character sheet or class yet. What's our current composition? So far we have: Kailyn Kandel the Chaotic Evil Tiefling Cleric played by BMR Rasvim the Lawful Evil Kobold Rogue played by Taco_Bot Ebald the Lawful Good Human Monk played by I Don't Know Sharn the Chaotic Neutral Half-Orc...

(Maybe) my character is a French-Canadian half-elf sorceror who lives on the streets for reasons I can't understand just yet. Hands-on helping the poor? Some kind of misguided attempt to prove that they can/defraud charity? Free hobos to kill? Your guess is as good as mine for now. This is the part ...