Slime Salad

Come to the dark side, Meow... The thing is, people won't want me there. They may think I'd be cool for the first week or so, but I'll get on their nerves eventually. So I'll stick here in the forums. If anyone gives you a hard time I'll kick their slime. IRC is friendlier now than it used to be, w...

I'm sorry I'm only getting to this now, but I was afraid if I stopped to reply to comments I'd run out of steam and wouldn't be able to finish my reviews. I appreciate your apology about the Pagoogs. I know from experience how easy it is for stuff like that to slip through testing. What bothers me t...

Me too! Congratulations!

This is the exact order you have to do it in. Beef. Cheese on top of the beef so it melts. Lettuce on top of the cheese. The cheese will keep it from getting too hot and soft from th beef. Taco sauce on top of the lettuce. The lettuce will help keep it cold. This gives you the perfect combo of crunc...

Sew's running a server at 216.198.173.203 and he says anyone who wants to join is welcome. I've been having some trouble staying connected, but I think that's probably just my slimy internet.

For the third time, I am definitely in. Oh my, and the game is already out! Midnight release. How delightful!

Jack wrote:

I like your style, sir! May I inquire if this is related to those first-person mockups you'd posted earlier?

When you're downloading a game blind, it's always kind of like Russian Roulette. No screenshots? That's a bullet in the chamber. New user? That's another bullet. Game's filename doesn't match the title of the gamelisting? You better believe that's a bullet. Fortunately for jamjamin, I'm a risk taker...

Actually, this is maybe the only game I played this year where the lack of music didn't bother me. The atmosphere in the colonies had so many drips and noises and things that music would've just covered it up. It reminded me of something I played when I was a kid, but I still can't figure out what. ...

Okay, here we go. The completed set. First batch: 001 SDHawk's Pilgrimage 002 Willy Electrix's Dreg Sector 003 Killtertriforce 007's Ephixial 004 Charbile's My Little Gahn 005 Fieron's Hamburgerman RPG 006 Spoonweaver's Clam Digger Second batch: 007 - Cool Guy Bob Surlaw 008 - Dreadful Occupant 009 ...

Pre-Thoughts: This is it. The final chapter of 2012. I believe RMSephy made this for the terrible games contest, though I can't be sure. He might've done it in 48 hours, and he might be a madman for doing it. Either way, I remember it being kind of a cool game. You gather up a harem of girls, and g...

Pre-Thoughts: This is another 48 hour game, I believe the final one of them I'll be reviewing this year. As I recall it's an interesting combination of visual novel and text adventure, a game where you're a disembodied spirit who picks up on the secret doings of a little town as you unravel a myste...

Pre-Thoughts: Only thing I know about this one is that we had a big argument in IRC as to whether or not it was a reference to Reign of Grelok, a stupid minigame in the basement of a computer lab in Fallout 3, or Grelod the Kind, an NPC in Skyrim. Apparently Bethesda likes the name. I really hope i...

Those are good points, sounds like it'd work great.

OPENING ARGUMENTS: I thought I had a grudge against this game until like, a day or two ago when I was talking about the games I had left. When Hachi and I made King of Gourmet a few year back, a game about eating a bunch of food and then fighting the bad guys, all anyone would say was that they wis...