Slime Salad

Sorry, I forgot we were supposed to spam this thread and doubled up. I'll try to spread a review across two posts later on to make up.

The Absolute

Time and Time Again

Team Master Kawk: Time And Time Again 5/5 I keep bouncing back and forth on whether this is a 4 or a 5. Is it better to shoot for something great and miss, or aim for something attainable like Undeadliest and hit? Time And Time Again is technically impressive but somewhat lacks personality and soul...

ALWAYS INCLUDE GAME.EXE IN YOUR GAMES. THERE'S A BUTTON ON THE MAIN MENU OF CUSTOM LABELLED "DISTRIBUTE GAME" WHICH WILL AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU A ZIP FILE WITH ALL THE NECESSARY FILES TO PLAY YOUR GAME. THIS GUARANTEES THAT NO MATTER WHEN A PERSON DOWNLOADS YOUR GAME, OR WHAT VERSION OF G...

Oh slime, I lied.

Double Pumpin

This was for the Littlest Game Contest, so by definition it is a very simple beast. One player hits the Letter Z, the other one hits the Letter M, and whoever fills their bar first wins. I must complain that you have to read the readme to know what buttons to press, put that slime in the game somewh...

Probably my last one for the night:
NINJA NOAH'S NIGHTLY PLANET

Kind of cool, actually!

This is some kid's newbie game, so I'm not gonna be going too hard on this one. Fortunately, I don't have to go too hard on it because it's actually a pretty cool game, especially for a kid-newb. The plot is that a monster has dragged you, an idiot kid, off to another planet where zombies are all ov...

THE FOLLOWING IS MY POSTS FROM THE WEEKLY GAME TALK OF MOTRYA, WHICH CONSTITUTES MY REVIEW OF MOTRYA: I really looked up to this game when it came out and I still think it's really great. Every battle is a challenge unto itself, and if you die you get the chance to re-strategize and try again right...

THE FOLLOWING IS A REVIEW OF TIMMY'S MAZE ALWAYS INCLUDE GAME.EXE IN YOUR GAMES. THERE'S A BUTTON ON THE MAIN MENU OF CUSTOM LABELLED "DISTRIBUTE GAME" WHICH WILL AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU A ZIP FILE WITH ALL THE NECESSARY FILES TO PLAY YOUR GAME. THIS GUARANTEES THAT NO MATTER WHEN A PERSON...

Spooky Times was up next. Here's all the stuff I already reviewed:

Spooky Times!
Scare Spree!
Alice Is Trapped!
C. Kane!
Ace of Swords!

First and foremost: There's nothing wrong with this game. If this is the kind of game you want to make, the kind of game you want to play, that's great. Do what makes you happy. I enjoyed it for about three minutes myself and it reminds me of a lot of games that gave me a lot of joy over a lot of ye...

What drives a man to do the things he does? Can a man go too far? Should a man continue to do what he wants to do, even at the expense of others? These are some of the myriad themes explored in filmmaker Tom Six's The Human Centipede . For those not familliar with the film, I will summarize: it's ba...

Meowskivich wrote:

The Wobbler wrote:Meow Man you really need a better font for these comics, it looks like butt and your text is really cramped.

It's AppleKid font and it ain't gunna change.

The futility of criticism in two lines. Will some people aka meowski ever learn?