Slime Salad

NPC Life was definitely made for a contest but I can't tell you which one. I hope it was the cussing contest, that'd explain a whole lot. The "plot" is that you're an NPC and you're fed-up of standing at the same spot, waiting for the hero to approach so you can say the same thing to him a...

ELEVEN YEARS IN THIRTY MINUTES RETURN TO AIRIA It's a shame this game is on CastleParadox so I can't have any screenshots for this review. Some parts of it look pretty nice and I would've liked to have shared those parts. The rest of this game is pretty typical newbie fare and not worth a second lo...

This review It made me think. It made me realize something. I start projects. I come up with game concepts. I start designs. Make maps, make the characters, make monsters...I want it to look perfect. I want it to function perfectly. With my consummating desire for perfection, I forgot something. I ...

The last marionline title I played was Kim Und Jose way back in 2011. This game, FoolsQuest Against the All-Seeing Eye shares a lot of the traits I liked about Kim Und Jose, it has a consistent graphical style, emotive portraits for each textbox, and a goofy sense of humor. There's been an upgrade i...

Stone Wings A prime example of why you should never get emotionally involved with a game you're reviewing. Jeezy. This review It made me think. It made me realize something. I start projects. I come up with game concepts. I start designs. Make maps, make the characters, make monsters...I want it to...

Stone Wings

A prime example of why you should never get emotionally involved with a game you're reviewing. Jeezy.

Fair warning: This game has a hell of a lot of problems. Twice, in my 5+ hours of playing, I ran into bugs that forced either a reload (None too painful as save points are abundant) or a Ctrl+F1 to teleport back to the nearest playable lie. Both of these cases were also kind of my fault: It was obvi...

You guys are always so fast to accuse new users of being trolls but are usually wrong. Over the years I've seen time and again that 15 year olds really do often act like that online (embarrassingly I did when I was 13-14...). Also their IP Address is actually from Suva as claimed. Regarding the art...

Gomies XMas Surprise

I guess the moral of this review is that slices can make your life way easier.

God damn, am I proud of this one. It's not perfect. I had to rush to get it out by the holidays (Just like a real game developer!), and that meant some sacrifice, especially in the realm of the AI. I've never written an AI for anything before, let alone something as abstract as Poker. People have co...

sliming wheel.

Questicle

Just like Double Pumping, this game was made for a contest that encouraged simplicity. It must've been a great contest because just like Double Pumping this game brings a lot of polish and script work to its seemingly simple package. The premise is... simple. It's a timing game, like Megaton Punch i...

Undeadliest

I really want to write something fresh, damn contest votes, Weekly Game Talks and every other excuse I had last year to have already written about the damn thing. Come on wheel, give me something to work with!

I hate doin this to one of my bros, but I'm stamping this trend out like Smallpox: ALWAYS INCLUDE GAME.EXE IN YOUR GAMES. THERE'S A BUTTON ON THE MAIN MENU OF CUSTOM LABELLED "DISTRIBUTE GAME" WHICH WILL AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU A ZIP FILE WITH ALL THE NECESSARY FILES TO PLAY YOUR GAME. THIS...