Slime Salad

This is my review of Ep1cQuest Proem Pack . I don't want to make a real review of it since the game is only version 0.1.0 and clearly super, super, super unfinished but at the same time I feel stupid just posting it here, 'cause the author will never read it. No idea what the right thing to do is. B...

Baconthulhu is conquered! Can any game end this streak?!

And sorry in advance for bringing up K'Hyurbi Lands in the review. I'm too sleepy to tell, but I think it might've been a slime move. I got no beef with you, brother!

Looks like we got us another one of them "Rogue-Likes" over here. I give James credit for giving it the awesome title "THE CRYPT OF BACONTHULHU" rather than some K'hyurbi style pun like The Crypt of Rogalyke. Just as the name implies, the game features Bob The Hamster (everyone's...

Since you apparently didn't know... "K'hyurbhi" isn't pronounced "Kirby." It's "kuh-hyur-bee." K'-HYUR-bhi. Three syllables. That second H is the only actual silent letter in there. It seems like you mention TKL on this forum more often than I do, and I'm the one who m...

This is my favorite Spoonweaver joke game. The concept is absurd and innocent, good clean fun. You're a cat who wants to get into a box, anyone who has been on the internet knows this is a situation most common to cats. Not all boxes are alike, though. How will you deal with the differences? There's...

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Oh lordy, here's a perfect example of how a bunch of good ideas can go bad all at once. This was a Random Collab game by Meowski and BMR. Collab, Koh-Lah'B, get it? It's about as clever as K'Hyurbi. I hate that kind of pun. There's no music or story to write about, so this is going to be a very shor...

I know this is lazy, but here's my review for Entrepeneur. The whole thread was pretty good and is worth a read. Those book clubs were all pretty fun, before we ran out of games. Maybe in the future we could just have a general "I played a game from the gamelist" free for all? Seemed like ...

This constitutes my review of Lazertag: I don't remember why we made this. Did we think that no one was going to enter the 8-Bit Contest and we'd win by default? Were the other entries this bad? I'm sure there must've been a bet involved, somehow. Basically, there's some really slimy graphics (sorry...

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This is a Fenrir-Lunaris title so you already know it's beautiful. There's a certain washed-out quality to the colors, since Fenrir arbitrarily decided to make it fit the 8-Bit contest's requirements. Walkabouts seem to be transparent and inherit their base coloration from the floor, which makes it ...

This one was interesting. Kinda bland, though.

Charbile, I <3 u.

I wasn't sure what to expect from this one. No screenshots, quiet author. Could be anything! The title screen didn't narrow it down any, nor did the intro. The minimalist sci-fi graphics (Think Blade Runner as drawn by Willy Electrix) could be the mark of a genius, could be the work of a lazy man. T...

You're right about Resident Evil 6 co-op, it's waaay better than single player. Can't count how many times I'd berate my brother for messing up a QTE and getting his head cut off, only to have the game switch the proper input the next time around and get my own head cut off. Good times! The weirdest...