Slime Salad

Great review, Spoonweaver.

[quote="Spoonweaver"]
The thing is well scripted. It handled it's little job well. However, not only should no one play this, it doesn't even belong on a game list.
1/10[/quote]

Says the man who made Cat In Box and Clam Digger.

Awesome job with all of these, Giz. Thanks! Game has style. I think it's the music mixed with them juicy retro graphics, mixed with the abstract thematics of order verse chaos. Playing it felt like finding one of those long forgotten movies that's so bizarre and out there, can't help but get into i...

Last year, my last game was an RMSephy game. He almost made it to that treasured last spot this year, too. Just missed! Major Raiden, my codename was for that. I wonder what I got this year? I wonder what I reviewed last this year?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!! Oh, a PS for Charbile: This doesn't mea...

This topic is going to make NO sense in the future and I approve of that. This is my final review of the 2014 Review Contest, which Hawk named the 2013 In Review Contest and "XXXX In Review: Game Name" is what I had been naming my reviews for the contest the past few years. It didn't seem ...

Review 34 out of 35:

JUMPMAN

If my count is right, that leaves one left. What game could it be?!

(And yes, this is the will of the wheel! I didn't cheat, I'm just that good!)

Jumpman is RMSephy's... Simple Game? Littlest Game? Contest contender, and contend it did. Yet another well scripted design, this one seems to take inspiration from the previous years Alice Falls Asleep, and polishes it into a much cooler rhythm-jumping game. You're Jumpman, a jaunty stick figure wh...

I thought I knew all there was to know about TheSuperAmazingBlueBallGame...

..but I was wrong!

Secrets after all these years... truly you were.. super amazing.

TheSuperAmazingBlueBallGame is another great piece of plotscripting that came out of the Simplest Game Contest. One of the rules of that contest was a minimum of inputs, which is why you select options with left and right rather than enter. Until I remembered the contest, that really bugged me. One ...

This post constitutes my review of Back To Basics Collection Volume 1. ..that also explains why Chronoboy got so instantly mad at me for criticizing that recent thing he tried to do. Apparently, we've had a history of disagreement. My feelings are basically the same: It's cool to show what you can ...

At first I was like: >:( but then I was like: :zombie: Bloodlust 1.2! The review in which I convince myself over the course of writing that I didn't hate the game as much as I felt like I did while playing it! A few more paragraphs and I might've even :hurr: Also: we have weird word filters on this...

I'm gonna feel bad talking about this game unless I start with a disclaimer, so DISCLAIMER: Bloodlust is my least favorite genre of horror. The genre of horror where pretty anime people with pretty anime problems get chased by bloody eyeballs and have their faces torn off and weird slime like that. ...

We really need a robot Emoticon.

SPACE ROBOT

Bullet Hell. In an OHR Game! That's what we've got right here. RMSephy's Space Robot. Don't let that simple name fool you, this is a balls to the walls plotscript shooter and is a spectacle to behold. You won't believe all the enemies and shots on screen at the same time, and not a hint of slowdown!...

Stenmele Osmium!

I'm not sure if the "Double post to show people the thread is active!" policy is the best. Makes us look kinda desperate for attention, I think. Would much rather be saving these up for one post, but rules is rules.

Big ups to my boys Corak and Sajim for making this. Didn't know you had it in you. Were it not for the tedious and repetitive nature of the plot, and lack of strategy to battles,I might have even called this Game of the Year. Probably in my top 5, though! The plot follows three Space Marine kinda du...