Slime Salad

"A resource? Of use to us? What does that even mean?!" Voulton is starting to wonder if they'd be better off dead than as part of the zombie manticore skeleton brigade. "Reincarnation is a good idea, but how the hell are we going to get them back there without them hurting anyone?&qu...

"*IF* we can't cure them, there's only one thing to do with them, sad as it might be. They aren't responsible for what they are, but neither are the people who they'd victimize. They'd start with chickens, move up to sheep. The odd farmer or hunter. And then what? What's Mrs. Killdeer gonna do...

Since the situation is safe for the time being, Voulton takes the opportunity to pick up the leather armor and bracers, fetching the flask too if no one else seems interested. Toys and knick-knacks carry no interest to him. Heeding the council given to him before the ill-fated trip to Castle Clover...

Voulton follows through on his previous threat, knocking every puppy out since one of them tried to escape. "Kalar, use your tower shield, hold 'em back if anyone wakes up. They should be more manageable now. Maybe put roll 'em up in a blanket and sit on it or something... Lynda, Rachelle to t...

Do we have any more summons left? Maybe we could summon an owl or something to go out and try to catch the one that got away. Also, Voulton has a hell of a lot of jerky which might be useful for bribing the escapee back. I'm 99% sure we can't just let him go, or we'll return to a future in which HE'...

Voulton isn't sure whether or not he should try to catch the puppy escaping or join forces to be a bigger roadblock... dogs do like bones, so maybe the skeletons will have an easier time coercing him back. Deciding thus, Voulton will then move to the door and attempt to block it as much as possible...

First on Voulton's list of priorities is to make sawdust out of the body: After the namestealer/wereho incident, he doesn't believe you can be too careful. Plus he's still VERY ANGRY (The priest was wrong! Dad was right! A savage nature may've saved our lives and humane-ness nearly cost it!) and in...

If Voulton dies (my current calculation of Estimated Lifespan is roughly 1.8 turns) and the rest of you live (Estimated Life Span Calculation is classified to preserve party optimism) don't forget to take his platinum coins to establish buddy buddyness with dudes in the future.

"I feel like a new man"! It was some damn good healin that got laid down on Voulton, and if we survive and aren't werewolves there's gonna be a good pat on the back for it. No time for that now though! He rejoins combat with the werewolf, ignoring Kalar for the time being. If that mantico...

"HIS WILL TO FIGHT ISN'T BROKEN!" Voulton screams, half delirious from pain! The old priest may've been wise, but he'd never been to war! Now Voulton's thoughts turn to his father, who once said "If you tear the wiggly bits out of a man's stomach, the man will soon quit wiggling.&quo...

Voulton will follow the manticore in (or go ahead of it, either way) and put to use the philosophy of a kind old man who gave a big weird kid a chance. "Destroy a man's weapons" he'd said "and you destroy his will to fight". When I said that to the Queen, she had her armorers gi...