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Voulton gratefully accepts a bit of wine and starts trying to put it all together. "I don't *think* it was like that, but in all the excitement it's hard to say. We'd met this weird werewolf threesome (Voulton shudders at the word) of Sasha... Coulaire and Namphoodle on our way to town. They'd...

DAMNIT lost my whole post due to a misclick. CLIFF'S NOTES: Voulton is a little hung over and using his axe to shield his eyes from the sun. Breakfast sounds good. While the party is in public he's torn on whether or not they should talk to the bishop, but in favor: "He might want to hear about...

Oh, and if this was some kinda jab about the fact that I wasn't gone very long, the X-Box was so terrible for browsing I got brave and yanked the video card and removed a couple of black plugs that said "DO NOT REMOVE" that were blocking two other VGA kinda ports. I was lucky and my mother...

Voulton's speech is slurred as he sums up his opinion of the day: "We ssshould all be dead now... t..that thing, didja see it? Was huge! Gaspard saved our butts. Lynda saved our butts. Somethin... somethin else saved our butts." He's too drunk to explain the religious implications of his ...

"Why do they even make the damn short handled ones? Even for cuttin off the awkward parts or splitting logs, the long handled gives you more control, more power. I tried one of them hatchets once... couldn't steer it at all! Almost cut off my knees!" Voulton chimes in to the assembled mas...

Having returned the pony to its owner, and finding out what this stuff is ("Thanks for the help, hope you don't get into any trouble for it") Voulton will retire to a tavern and buy drinks for the townspeople, talking when necessary but mostly trying to listen to their stories. Been a lon...

Voulton is deeply concerned. "Kalar," he announces trying to stay calm "I believe the bracers allow me to understand the speech of horses." before spending a moment to let it sink in... ..and then he realizes he's being rude, good lord! He gives the horse his rapt attention. &qu...

Seeing Kalar join the search, Voulton shows him the talisman. "What do you suppose it is? The guards found it in one of the beasts wounds... How did it get there? Who was leading this attack? So many strange goings on." "I also need to get someone to check out these bracers. I found ...

Voulton thanks the guards for bringing the talisman to him and continues searching the battlefield, hard as it might be. "Who would entrust a bunch of undead to do what they'd been told and just set them free, without any living leadership? The beast didn't look like it was making decisions. T...

Whatever DID happen to that guy?

Having cut through the leg and finding its quality well... not even good enough for dogs, he just leaves it there. Dogs don't care it it's roasted or not and if they're dumb enough to eat it, well... bon appetit. After that, he'll take a more thorough search of the battlefield and examine whatever'...

The half-giant lumberjack responds to the skeleton, hoping to at least find out the reason he's going to die. "Leave for what?! Tell us what you want and we'll think about it! This is a honest, hard working city! It doesn't deserve to be destroyed by a hideous goddam monster! " And then V...