Slime Salad

"We'll have you out as soon as we can, but there's a war going on outside. We're going to get you food and water, we're going to take the chains off, but we've gotta wait till the coast is clear to leave. Who are you? How did you come to get captured and have you overheard anything that we can...

Voulton nods and starts back to the prisoners. "We have to be careful though. They obviously aren't in the most strategic mindset. And if there's still a warzone outside, they might be safer here until we finish." When he gets back to them, he'll look around for where they've been getting...

Voulton smashes the skeleton too. Even though it can't hurt Lynda, it's... just weird to watch it reach through her like that. After it's dead, he'll join the search for valuables. He's got a sneaking suspicion what that thing was, and if he's right, and the old wives tales are true, they like to s...

Voulton isn't sure whether or not he's been spotted yet, but readies the cold iron battle axe (GOD does it feel small in comparison) and shield. Lynda's doing exactly what he hoped he'd do, so he moves and gets into a position where he'll be able to back her up when it all goes to hell... and inevi...

I've actually just started playing FFT advance and I'm about 13 hours in. I rather like the game, and one particular thing I've noticed about it is that every move you make is given more importance than in some other games. You have to be very careful about where you move and take care of your posi...

The worst thing about FFT was how it'd lie to you. 98% chance of success that fails half of the time. 3% chance of success that hits all the god damn time. If you're gonna tell the player numbers, make sure they're accurate numbers.

Voulton looks at the bodies on the hooks and wonders... What the hell is going on in here? Manticores sure as hell don't light fires. Are they being held here till it's convenient to reanimate their bones? Have they already been reanimated and are "playing dead" until they see something t...

Ooooh, as soon as Mr. Spoonweaver enters the contest the rules change to give him an advantage. And seriously, nearly TWO sliming months? Ridiculous! If I had entered the contest, I'd be outraged at this change. You can't have people workin towards the end-game and then move the goalposts on 'em. Go...

Fun fact: I refreshed THREE TIMES before push-drop and rolling Rob. And still somehow he ducked before I did it! Oh the embarassment!

Voulton indeed helps Rob back up, and even offers a quiet "Sorry" in realizing that he may've over-reacted... a bit. "It's worth a try." Sensing some reluctance from the party, and feeling pretty safe behind all his steel, Voulton proclaims "I'll take the lead, run into any...