Slime Salad

Fun fact: You guys probably did the same amount of work I did. Which is to say: NONE.

#TruthHurts

"I'm convinced that giving them to you is the right thing to do. For Averogne and for us all. I appreciate the help that's been offered to replace the artifacts that you'll be securing, I'm sure we're going to need it if we're to succeed. Just... the last time I trusted someone, we almost got ...

The lumberjack nods to the dragon. "Hello. My name's Voulton." It's always polite to introduce yourself, even if all they're interested in is your stuff. "I do have a question. What do you hope to get out of all this? Azedarac's got his inquisition, Moriamis has her scholars. Sephora...

Voulton laughs. "Fair enough.. man, this is a really weird place." He takes out one of his throwing axes and shows it to Dan. "They THROW these things here! Can you believe that?" EDIT: "I did have a few more questions though, real quick: You do promise not to do anything t...

"Well said! And a very nice vision indeed! Personally, I just want to go home.. though I'd hate myself forever if I left behind people who still needed me... and I'd probably get hung if I didn't have some treasure to show our Queen..." Worry begins to set into Voulton's face "Especi...

Voulton is satisfied with Kalar's answer and pats him on the shoulder. "I suppose that direct relation to the curse is also why the Sword, the Ring, the Mirror and the Potion keep popping up, no matter how many have solved the puzzle before. I'd wondered about that!" "Dan, suppose yo...

Voulton laughs at the line of questioning. "No offense Rob, but the townsfolk here have been pretty awful to us adventurering types." To Dan he gives sincere fascination: "I had no idea that some people had been here since the start of it all. When I first saw that letter these guys ...

Voulton nods to Kalar: "Whose acquaintance do we have in common with him though? I don't know anyone here capable of guarding it. I've never met a dragon, but if the stories are true one would be powerful enough to protect it and wouldn't need the sword to do anything stupid that would get it ...

Voulton grumbles "That's the worst part about workin' alone in the woods with men with axes: You learn how to mind your tongue." He mumbles indecipherably before continuing: "The crux of this seems to be the Sword. We need it for its ability to slay things and slightly less for its f...