Slime Salad

As the floor drops out from below Voulton there's enough time for a thought to go through his head and that thought is "I didn't even touch anything!" After that, there's no room for thoughts. Only a spike and its best friend pain. Assuming Voulton is capable of making sound, the singular...

Oh, double post, UNF UNF!

I also love the irony that if Rachelle had been the one in there, the rope plan would've saved her! From now on, safety ropes for everyone.

Voulton is at -2 HP and I think Spoony said he regenerates at a rate of something a minute which isn't enough to outpace the normal "You're losing X HP a round" stuff... but my fort save's pretty good so I might stabilize, if I remember how it works right. None of that is the real problem....

Bob the Hamster wrote: All the money that is earned from this will go towards buying waffles for Giz and I.

*Yes, this is a joke, all the ad banners are fake.

Waffles are not a joke.

I was a little mean and I'm sorry. I'll try to explain myself.. In all the excitement about the recent Pluto mission, I read this great article about gravitational assist . What he's describing isn't only scientific, but it's also the basis of any good story. We have a hero going somewhere(the blue ...

kylekrack wrote:My personal rule of thumb is if someone doesn't die or at least suffer permanent physical or psychological harm, it's not a good story.

You're an idiot.

If I'm not mistaken, you also added/improved the butter/syrup particles! Very nice, my voice has ot the suitable amount of soul!