Slime Salad

I look around the room, and rub my head because I hit my head on the wall. I go over to the box of magic keys and carefully take one. I cross over to the portrait, and I investigate it for secrets.

I enter the maze and walk west.

Think about it even more, Mogri!

Alrighty, my Cartographic Simian. I shall start PM'ing you.

Alright, heres the deal. My game, Forsaken, is in need of a mapper. The sheer velocity of the maps is something I cannot handle on my own. I absolutly dislike doing house interiors and the like... I can provide map tiles in my own art style, but laying them out is something that is way too massive f...

Forsaken was reviewed, yay! It might inspire me to work on the game again, and finish off Aykana Village, which is centered around a Romeo/Juliet homage. Several houses are completely abandoned as well (which is pretty weird for a town that's supposed to be housing refugees). Aykana is the town that...

"Slime Salad: After Dark. (bom-shikka-shikka) Ohhhhh YEAH! (porn groove music commences)" Naughty naughty James... Silly SPAM man, tricks are for kids. issues with younger/easily offended OHRers Anybody who is on OHR should already accept the fact of what they're getting into. Were a comm...

Glad you enjoyed my nefarious million-gold trap-room!

That was yours!?
Then I rephrase.
DAMN YOU HARLOCK!

He's guarding something good!

I'll have to go search the cavern once more. And the good thing better not be another one of your nefarious jokes.

An interivew with the creator of the O.H.R.RPG.C.E. James `SPAM Man' Paige.
New interview as of: June 23, 1999

And wait and wait and wait...

I do believe you use tags and each step scripts. You see, each weapon should get their own tags. Then, have an each step script that checks for tags that will change the heroes in-battle appearance with successful tag checks. If the hero is wielding a shotgun, you would use Check Tags on an each ste...

@RMZ: Thanks. I mean't to do the entire family, but right now I only have Circle Woman and Square Boy done. How do I submit things to HS...? BTW... http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/67/41/72884167/photos/Other-Drawings/Circle%20Woman.png http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/67/41/72884167/photos/Other-Draw...

@Marion: The boys will look...boyish. Currently, I have Faraday, Xander, and Brandon. Xander is incomplete, and Brandon is only in concept. Faraday is an Air Elementalist, Xander is an Earth Elementalist, and Brandon will be a Fire Elementalist. All the girls are done. Jiyva, Muna, Ophelia, Amelia a...

I bet Slaarg, who decided to be easy. I made it through the annoyingly annoying pyramid. I found a room that gave me 3,000,0000 Gold...but locked me in, forcing me to reset and lose it. DAMN YOU SHIZUMA! I beat the Stripperific Lord of Decay, Enchantress (Buh-buh-buh-bikini!), and finally obtained m...

I finally defeated the Summoner.
At long last! Joy, Freedom, Victory!

...and then...SLAAARG!
He slaaarged all over my heroes in 30 Seconds flat.
...Ew.

http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/67/41/72884167/photos/Other-Drawings/Wizard%20Quest%20Heroes.jpg Jiyva, Muna, Ophelia and Amelia for my new project, Wizard Quest. The name of the game may change. Also, for RMZ... http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/67/41/72884167/photos/Other-Drawings/Triangle%20Man.png