Slime Salad

I...HATE...VAMPIRES!

I discovered the secret Orc Cave boss, and lost to him 8 times in a row...

I can't pass the Steel Golem, nor can I beat the Lich.

Zenzizenzic flagship version.

I encountered incomplete areas such as a house in Thule, Vannaheim was massivly incomplete, the arena fights were incomplete, and so on.

I re-enter the maze. I go west, to the Troll Room. I completly ignore the troll, and simply head south, in hopes of finding something to deal with that pesky troll.

Severly annoyed by the troll, I make a mad dash for the east door, in hopes to get through it without being mangled by the club.

...you ignored my post about the No Tea and me trying to distract the troll with it in order to sneak past to the east door.

I am unhappy my attempt didn't work to impress the troll, so I think...I then take out my No Tea, and I attempt to distract the troll with the wonder of No Tea so I might be able to make a beeline for the east entrance.

Oohhhh I think I get it now! I looped back around from the Troll Room to the beggining when I went through that west door! I'm still in the Entrance room. I go east, which is back to the troll room (I hope). I then play my slide whistle with hopes that the troll might let me pass if he likes my music.

I enter the control room, then the troll room, and then resume trying to get the troll to let me pass by using my Slide Flute musical skills.

I look at James run, and decide that it is not good to try and high five the troll. I then play my slide whistle with hopes that the troll might let me pass if he likes my music.

I walk through the west entrance, and I look around the room i'm standing in.

I walk into the troll room, and then walk through the west entrance without gaining notice from the large troll.

I frown, then look through my inventory. I examine my Slide Whistle, and then I cry because I don't know why I have No Tea.

I enter the maze.

I walk to the control room via the kersploded door to the north, and then say "Hello?" Into the microphone.

I edited my post, Mogri...

You liked those fingers, too.

Oh, well then. Totally doesn't sound dirty, nope.

I through the smoking door into the north. I investigate my ticket, and then I shout "Hello?" into the microphone.