Slime Salad

>>Ingest Iron Key

You eat the iron key. It tastes like metal and red herring.

>>Me Facepalms

>>Examine Iron Key

It is a simple iron key. Not much else to say.

>>Say to box "Spam... Spam... Spam... Humbug..."

Nothing special happens. Now you look like a blathering lunatic.

You still have 1 hint available.
>Use it?

>>Put Pencil Into Holes

Nothing special happens.

You have earned 1 hint.

>>Examine All Sides Of Box The box is just the small as it was at the beginning. Except it's a little dirty from being thrown around. >>Look Inside Holes You look inside. Each time you see the same people and the same box, but at different perspectives. >>Stroke Chin Er...ok. You appear to be losing...

>>Hold Card Up To Hole And Look Behind

You see the thin card in the hole behind you.

>>Smash Hole In Floor

You try to smash the hole in the floor. Not a scratch is left on the floor.

I'm back online! Lets see how far you get today... >>Rotate Box You rotate the box. Nothing happens. >>Toss Soda Can Through Hole You throw the soda can through the hole. It lands on the other side of the room. >>Drop Worm Through Hole You drop the worm through the hole. It crawls out on the other s...

>>Attempt To Become A Wizard

One cannot simply become a wizard.

EDIT: Good job, Baconlabs! Those are actually quite funny!

>>Crawl Through Hole

The hole is too small.

>>Examine Hole In Wall

You peer through the hole. You see a box and a few people, including a guy looking through a hole...

Wait...

THATS YOU!

>>Summon Sandwich Of Ineptitude

You are not a wizard. You can't summon things.

>>Doodle On Wall You roughly doodle "BMR was Here" on the bump. Nothing special happens. >>Throw Box At Dent You throw the box at the dent. The dent and the bump grow bigger. >>Throw Box at Bump You throw the box at the bump. The bump breaks away, and so does the dent! >>Throw Box at Dent ...

>>Use Pencil To Doodle "BMR Was Here"

>On what?

@Baconlabs: That's hilarious! You should make more of those when you can.