Slime Salad

>>Use Hint

A divine voice rings out from all sides of the room.
"I can't believe you haven't thought of this yet..."

>>Check Inventory

>>Pour Soda Into Hole In Wall

The can is empty, except for a few drops. Those drops wind up on the other side of the room.

>>Me Facepalm

>>Listen To The Box

You listen carefully. You hear nothing.

You have earned 1 more hint.
>Use It?

I'm being really generous.

>>Squeeze Box

You squeeze the box with all your might. Nothing happens.

>>Vomit Key

You vomit up the Iron Key. Yuck.

Man guys, you're really stuck on red herrings...you used the hint, but you did everything but what you need to do...

>>Put Meowskivich In Keyhole #1 He doesn't fit. >>Put Card in Keyhole #2 You put the card in the keyhole. The box intakes the card, whirrs comfortably, and spits it out again. >>Flip Card/Put In Keyhole #2 You put the card in the keyhole. The box intakes the card, whirrs comfortably, and spits it ou...

>>Put Key In Hole #1

Invalid Command, Meowskivich has eaten the key.

>>Look In Narrow Box Hole

From what you can make out, it appears to be some sort of scanner or processor...

>>Put Soda Can In Hole #3

It doesn't fit.

>>Ask How We Got Iron Key Back If It Was Made Into Metal Card

It wasn't, the metal card was made from Baconlab's butterknife.

>>Fingers Inside Holes 1 And 2, Pull Your fingers can't fit into hole #2. >>Fingers Inside Holes 2 And 3, Pull Your fingers can't fit into hole #2. Nothing happens when you put your finger in hole 3. Whadaya know, it's childsafe! >>Fingers Inside Holes 1 And 3, Pull You put your fingers in the holes...

>>Face Keyboard

>>Lick Box

You lick the box. It tastes faintly like Orange Crush and plaster. Nothing special happens.

>>Forces Self Leave Internet

You leave the internet. Good night BMR! Hopefully you'll realize what you've forgot to do...

>>Me Facepalms

>>Cut Finger With Metal Card

You give yourself a cut. You're now bleeding. Now you've gone from maniac to emo.

>>Shake Box Vigorously

The box makes an assortment of strange noises, including, but not limited to, FIZ WHOP CLANG BUMPABUMPA WOOWOO SCRENG!

Hint time!

>>Use Hint

A disembodied voice speaks from all sides of the room.
"There is one simple thing you're forgetting to do that could help you...someone already did it at the beginning of this ordeal..."

>>Throw Box Through Hole In Wall

The box doesn't fit. It hits the hole and increases the size of both holes.

>You still have 1 hint.