Slime Salad

>>Use Wrench To Smash Box

The wrench harmlessly bounces off the box.

>>Get Justin Bieber Poster

You have it...unfortunately.

>>Insert Stick Into Sharpener

Your stick is now sharpened.

>>Check Stewies Inventory

Stewie is carrying...

>A pipe.
>A stick.
>A wrench.
>A Justin Bieber poster.

>>Wait For TARDIS

The Doctor can't save you from this.

>>Put Watch Into Keyhole #2

The watch doesn't fit.

>>Examine Notepad

The notepad is blank.

>>Examine Watch A pretty substandard watch, with automated hands. Seems to be broken, though. Such a pity. >>Examine Ipod It's the first model of Ipod, bleh. Upon investigation, it doesn't have any apps or anything...it just has notepad and...wait, music! It has songs on it! >Bangarang >DJ Gonna Sav...

>>Insert Band Aid Into Hole #2

The band aid goes into the hole, the box whirrs comfortably, and spits out the band aid in card shape.

>>Read Fish Bait Card

You read the card. It doesn't say anything. It's literally a card made from fish bait.

>>Ask For The Time

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WAYOW WAYOW WAYOW WAYOW...

Finallyyy...

>>Check Inventory

You are currently carrying...

>A blank sheet of paper.
>An Ipod.
>A Pack a Bandages.
>A watch.

>>Write "Let Us Out" In Blood On Wall You do that. The gods take pity on you and say "You should check your inventory." >>Roll Up Metal Card Done. >>Stick Rolled Up Card In Pencil Sharpener You sharpen the edges of the metal card. >>Read Card >Which card?

>>Shout Angry War Cries In Fluent Klingon

You do that, but in the process you look like you've gone absolutely insane. Which you probably have at this point.

>>Crush Soda Can You crush the can flat. >>Put Crushed Can Into Keyhole #2 You feed the crushed can into the keyhole. The hole intakes the can, makes some horrible crunching noises, and spits out a thin metal card. There was something written on front of the soda can, but it was written over with &q...

>>Insert Fish Bait Into Hole #2

You cram the fish bait into the hole. The box intakes the bait, makes some squelching noises, then spits out a thin fish bait card.

Oh >>Check Inventory Again You are currently carrying: >Fish Bait >Empty Can Of Soda >>Check Surroundings Again You are in a grey room. The floor is lighter grey, the walls/roof are a darker grey. There are two holes, one in each of two walls. >>Check Box Again It is a metal, 1'1 box with three keyh...