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I love you too baby girl and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get back to me for the position of a set of keys to the house and get back to you on the phone with my mom and I are going to the house and get back to you on the phone with my mom and my wife and get passport ...

"The shop will be safe. It is full of deadly traps" says Meleander. "And yes you must still pay me for the map, but there will be no extra charge for my company"

Meleander's hands abruptly put down both quills. In a flash, the canvas is unpinned from the desktop, and being carefully rolled up. "I will be accompanying you, Mister Stormeel." As soon as the canvas is packed up, Meleander immediately begins folding up the drafting table with a series o...

"Oh, most of them do buy my charts eventually , if they have any respect for craft or love for art... but I'll tell you truthfully, the price I quoted you is considerably lower than what I usually charge for this service, because this is a map that I have been wanting to make." When Hyne m...

We'll fast forward through half of that :) Hyne returns to the tent of Meleander the Cartographer without incident. Nobody notices him. The warforged mapmaker is hunched over his drafting desk. He has a quill pen in each hand, and they are both moving at blinding speed over the large canvas he has ...

"Right then, Lad! You're hired! Skoth will work out the details later. Now, your first job is to run and fetch us the best map you can." Then Captain Crawford turns to skinny half-elf who is the only other person still on the deck of the ship. "Tip! I don't want to be too short-handed...

Those look great! What is it called?

"Perfect, Lad! We'll be able to put you to work immediately! The Eastern seas, you say? Perchance do you have a chart to your destination? I am more of a Western Seas man myself, by dint of long experience."

Noticing that Grunk still has not returned, Catt digs around in her pack until she finds her old eye-patch. She puts it on, and borrows the top half of a set of armor from one of the more drunken orcs, and she begins an impersonation of Grunk, doing her best impression of the one-eyed orc's voice (w...

Tokamak looks up from her empty bowl, and puts down her chopsticks. It had been a cranberry-kale szechuan cricket salad. The kale had been a little too GMO for her tastes, but it didn't matter because the crickets were so big and succulent and the szechuan sauce was so fiery. The meal had absorbed a...

Caldon "Lord" Antagonis looks extremely pleased. "I am so glad we have become acquainted, Lord Morgensen. I'll get in contact with my investors-- good sorts of people, you understand." At that moment, Elizabreath Antagonis and Miss Pitt bustle into the room. Miss Pitt gives Cald...

Sorry for the absurd delay! Trying to get back into the story now :)

"Well Stormeel, I like a man who knows a spell or two. I was about to offer you a job, but first, what did you want to speak to me about?"

Very cool!

That isn't far from me, but unfortunately I can't go.