Slime Salad

Good news! I just discovered that Audacity can convert midi files into wav/mp3/ogg. Audacity is free. http://audacity.googlecode.com/files/audacity-win-unicode-1.3.13.exe The instructions for Audacity's two methods of MIDI conversion are here: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-an-MP3-or-WAV-out-of-a-MIDI-...

I wait around patiently, polishing my monocle, for the other adventurer to finish his conversation with the statues. When it is my turn, I will tip my hat, and ask them what the "deal" is with this labyrinth, and if they know who I am supposed to give this ticket to.

The top hat being silk, it does not keep my head warm enough to linger in this room. I follow the sound of voices to the WEST (for some reason I suddenly crave BEER)

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Top hat! Monocle! I am dapper as hell!

I jauntily pick up a FISH-KEY from the bin, and saunter EAST.

I doff my hat to the TROLL, and head SOUTH.

I give the PURPLE GATE to the EAST a careful look-see

I re-enter the maze, and examine my arm to see if it has magically healed when the rest of me magically stopped being frozen to death.

I also explore my pockets, greatly curious as to whether I am carrying anything different.

Midi is not a good format for sound effects. If you really want to use midi sounds, you are correct that they need to be pre-converted to ogg or wav. There are a ton of midi to wav converter programs for windows out there, but I have never tested any of them, and they all appear to be commercial or ...

I lie on the ice for a while, hoping the cold will sooth my shattered arm. After a while I notice that the magic keys kinda resemble the fish frozen under the ice. I attempt to UNLOCK the ICE using one of the MAGIC FISH KEYS

Unflappable, I give the troll a smile and a thumbs up with my remaining unbroken hand, and hurry south in search of medical attention

Gratified by the troll's thumbs up, and the apparent fact that Master K entered the room just in time to see it and then left again, I decided to go one step further. I offer the troll a high-five.

I estimate the maximum range of that troll's club, then stand just outside that range, and STRUT, in hopes of impressing the troll enough to gain egress to the EAST door

* Pleased that the dead birds are taxidermied and don't smell to bad, attempt to fasten one to each of my shoulders, Pirate-Parrot-Style
* Feeling awkward about the crowd forming in the control room, retreat to the entrance room and go EAST instead.

I do as many of the following things as I can get away with * Put on all five rings to check and see if any of them are magic. * Sniff the dead turtledoves in an attempt to determine of they are still fresh enough to serve as a food supply later. * Read any writing on the ticket. * Take five magic k...

I enter the Maze.