Slime Salad

The one with green and yellow paint gently thumps her bundle of hair in the dirt. She is muttering inaudibly. The one with blue and pink paint points an accusing finger at the hairball and loudly declares "I have a dolly too! My dolly is BETTER! My dolly is a real live cat!" She glares int...

There are numerous tents in the Outer Bakak Fine Meats & Sausages complex, but the main one is obvious. It stands 3 stories tall. In some places the complicated scaffolding of wooden frames that forms the skeleton of the structure pokes through the canvas. Smoke gently streams up through various...

The group approaches the Smokefields. The close, tall buildings gradually give way to open spaces, and Sausage Row begins to twist a bit as it starts to rise uphill. The Smokefields are build atop a rocky irregular ridge that separates the north edge of the city from the desert plains. The architect...

"Oh! Hard bargain, mister fancy-hat, Yes?" The man shouts after. "I go to 41 gold, and my children starve for you sir!"

Rasvim looks very irked. "Well, helmet didn't ssssseem to work earlier for Rasvim..." He mumbles something and keeps walking. Oops! I totally should have let you roll at advantage when you yelled at the rumblebackers-- I forgot you were wearing the helmet. I'll remember for next time (it ...

The enchantment that Big Hat Normin identifies on the helmet is simple and straight-forward compared to the mysterious mismatch of the pamphlet. It seems to draw other people's attention and cause your words to sound more credible when shouting. Confers advantage to persuasion checks if the player i...

Normin detects that while the paper and the ink are both bog-standard mundane materials, the content of the text does glow with a faint aura of Divination magic. As he thumbs through the pages, he notices that in a few places where the text references the names of some foreign gods (presumably Srapp...

Since I'm a Wizard, can I copy the spell to my spellbook and prepare it as normal? No, it is not a normal spell-- it will actually give you a spell-like-power that does not use up a spell slot. Since Normin has such a great INT modifier, he could read the pamphlet and learn the spell in a single 1-...

Arcadia Lady Kari shrugs. "If there are better solutions, I hope that we discover them together. We are, after all, the Guild of Arcane Firefighters." Sharn Ranged spell attack at advantage (target is blind) <s>d20 + CHA = 7 + 2 = 11 = Hit!</s> <b>d20 + CHA = 19 + 2 = 21 = Hit!</b> 1d10 d...

Sharn "You don't look so good", says an old beggar woman in a matter-of-fact tone as Sharn passes her. The woman's face is scarred, and she has a rag wrapped around her eyes. "She can seeeeeeee you! She knowwwwws!" whispers the voice in her head before shutting up again Team Sau...

Cantrips rock :) I don't know how prestidigitation and thaumaturgy work for other DMs, but if you use them in a way that sounds really cool or makes me laugh I may be inclined to attribute real benefit to them Kailyn's "bishie eyes" actually made me lower the DC on his persuasion check whe...

Arcadia Lady Kari seems relieved by Arcadia's apparent optimism about her father. In reply to Arcadia's question, Kari bites her lower lip for a moment, and then replies; "The fire at Shortbig House 3 was very bad. Our vulnerable neighborhoods have been in danger for a very long time, and they...

Gizmog wrote:You know, when they first broke out the buckets, I thought our test was going to be like that riddle from Die Hard 3...

! Now I have to make a Sam Jackson NPC

Treat it like an ordinary club when sheathed, and ordinary dagger when unsheathed. You can buy one outright for 5 gp if you go back to Marketday. If you want to find one right now in the Poor Quarter, you will have to search and haggle in-charcter in the thread, and price and quality will depend on ...

Team Sausage Row Big Hat Normin's admonishment "Careful now" causes a few of the others to look around more carefully. Evangeline spots a person wearing the white & silver garb and wooden mask of a Guild of Executioners officer standing on a streetcorner, watching the crowd. They don'...