Slime Salad

Catt claps. "Monkey! Monkey! I vote monkey!"

Let's retcon an extra potion into your pack.

I like what Hyne did there well enough that I decree you haven't expended any resources ;)

The prisoner spits "Duke? Pah, he is worth nothing! How fast you think you can convince him? My head will be off my neck before that wheel rolls again." A group of about a dozen people is currently lifting a corner of the most badly damaged wagon while a couple of drivers pry broken spokes...

"He will cut off our heads!" whispers the prisoner. "Who is 'He'?" asks Oxnar. "The Umbarlee Priest!" hisses the prisoner. Borgen is now standing on the wagon examining the King. The Cleric of Umbarlee is standing next to him. The agitated guard is talking to the other ...

"His game is that he will get answers from us all, alive or dead!" whispers the prisoner. "I would rather give my answers to someone who might let me live" When his eyes focus on the Liontribe symbol he seems to become excited "yes, yes! you are not one of them! Help me get ...

"I talk" whispers the prisoner with an odd accent "I tell all I know, but only if you can protect me from him."

He points with a jerk of his chin in the general direction of the King's wagon.

"Huh!" exclaims Oxnar, surprised.

I found another nice trick for catching up with what a character has been doing. For example, if you have been away for a while, and don't want to read through everything. First go back through the history and find the last place your character moved. For example, the last time Ebald moved was here:...

The four prisoners are seated back-to-back in a circle. As Hyne gets close, he can see that only one of them is actually bound, the others are just dead. Among the dead is the man that had shot Hyne. he must have bled out from the wound the guard gave him. The one living prisoner is bound hand and f...

"Damn Their Filthy Jenn Hearts To The Endless Corridors!" exclaims the guard, shaking his fist skyward. Oxnar walks towards the four prisoners. Erato meanders away whistling and engages some of the other wagon drivers in conversation. Duke Borgan appears out of the trees, flanked by most o...

They get the King's body back to the wagon. Oxnar and Erato tag along after without helping much. Once there, a couple other people from the procession lift the king back onto his place of honor, and set about trying to make him look kingly again. A grey-haired half-elf man wearing the vestiments of...

"I'm fine! I'm fine!" Cat protests, and the lie gets easier to tell as Horace's restoration actually does make her feel good bit better. She resists Horace's attempts to stop her, but when Vanessa intervenes, she relents, and sits down on the floor again. "Alright, have it your way! I...

Erato Borodobur shrugs. He has the most insensible untrustworthy face Hyne has ever seen, but as far as Hyne can tell that is just his resting facial expression. His body language at the moment doesn't seem any more suspicious than it does all the rest of the time. "There Was A Cleric Of Umberl...

"Woo, feelin' great" Catt lies, pushing past Horace. Her knees wobble a little, and her pack feels heavier than it has ever felt. She tries to hide this with little success. "Out of the way Kam, you won't get her around the corner. I'm gonna go back in and flip that switch now" S...

Catt beams as the holy men fuss about her poisoned wounds. "I'll be fine!" she insists. (even as she feels woozy and sits down) "Just a couple little bites! I used to get worse than this all the time when I was a little girl" She wipes the residue of Horace's potion of her lips w...

"Eh? I was looking for my passenger." Says Erato, pointing at Oxnar and seeming momentarily confused by Hyne's question. "Oh! I remember you! I'm still holding a seat for your friend-- I hope you don't think I'm going to refund you because of... All this" The two guards give a sh...