Slime Salad

"I guess old King Ark was full of secrets!" exclaims Oxnar. "A city to flee too... Now you might not like this suggestion, but the Capitol is the closest city of any serious size. It may seem like going into the dragons den, but its the last place any of them will suspect, and its a c...

Tokamak strolls back down the street towards Hai-Po's She steps in the front door, which jingles as it opens and closes. "Hey, I wanna buy some candles" The receptionist's eyes bug out. She glances left and right rapidly. "Wha... What? Are you a COP ?" "Nah, I just want to b...

Congratulations! :D

"I will be." says the princess. "Destroy it if you can, take it far, far away if you can't" Tancred remains silent. The sound of the shell begins to fade. "And tell Fran to come home." Arkwyn adds. "Her mission is done." And then there is just the sound of the...

Oxnar raises his eyebrows, surprised and curious. "Trust your eyes, Jarrod. My father was evil to wage war with our neighbors. I may never know how much of that was himself, and how much was the crown. What do you intend to do with it?" Tancred breaks in "Arkwyn! We need to examine it...

"Because we still don't know who you are!" says Tancred, exasperated. "Fran only knows part of it" says the princess. "But Arkwyn--" says Tancred. "I want to trust him. Somehow he sensed the evil in it." says the princess Tancred makes a noise of frustration, ...

"What are you saying? Are you saying you have the crown?" says Tancred's voice, sounding upset. "He sensed it too!" says the princesses voice. she sounds excited. "What? No..." Tancred retorts. "Whoever you are," says the princess, "The crown haunts my dr...

I was thinking about wall/zone following for movement patterns, and I should probably add an additional movement pattern variant of it that just stops and holds still when it collides with a hero or another NPC, rather than trying to skirt around them. I was thinking exactly the same thing. Of cour...

"Who are you!?" The first voice from the shell insists, somewhat angrily. "Let him speak Tancred", says the young voice. The coachwoman is ushering Goduvna and Jasputin into the carriage. "We should move, in case they come back" she says with a glance at the distant hip...

"Who is this?" demands the voice. "What have you done to Fran?" "Is Fran alright?" asks a second, different female voice. This voice is softer, and sounds young. Oxnar starts waving the other confused watchers towards the carriage. "Best let Hyne alone to deal with...

Can I have the process of changing the security from an alarm that murders people and makes people feel unwelcome to some kind of arcane barrier/locked doors & windows done off-screen? the intention was that it seemed really easy to get our priceless artifact by just breaking some windows and u...

Ooh, I have the perfect idea for an already-planned NPC who should know about (and actively exploit) Shaquille's secret.

They haven't shown up in-game yet, and only one of you might already know them

At first, Hyne only hears the oceanic hum of the shell. After a moment, there is a scraping noise, and a small voice sounds in his hear, faint at first, but quickly becoming clear. It is a woman's voice. "Hello?" "Fran is that you?" "You're early. What's wrong? Has something...

Barbalek - Mad Dwarven God of Commerce ~Whose poisonous ramblings insist that any deal stricken is better than no deal at all! Considered to be a god of middling importance among the secretive dwarves of the distant quartz-dust mountains, Barbalek enjoys tiny followings in many cities due to his wi...

Haha!

Shaquille is now canon! :)

I might nerf his product if the deal is game-breakingly good, but that is golden :)

Does Cece already know about him?