Slime Salad

Caldon will claim a helmet and cloak if they are available.

Caldon looks at Kailyn like the man has horns growing out of his forehead (and only partially because he does). "Oh, and I suppose you have character references for this good group?" He waves a hand towards the front of the room. "I don't presume to be a perfect judge of character, bu...

Caldon is floored. "Kari, these buckets -- a single one must be worth more than most houses! Does the mayorship truly wish to entrust them to--" Caldon stammers. "--to our group?"

Caldon turns away. This isn't the job he was expecting. This ragtag bunch might be drooling over that sum, but it's certainly not going to pay for the next Morgensen estate. It's good money, he reminds himself, and honest work. He couldn't really expect much more -- not without begging for other hou...

As the others rush to eat, Caldon takes the opportunity to talk to Kari. "Kari, so good to see you. Father is well, thanks. The doctors say he's shaking off the draugh as well as can be expected, so he probably has a few good years left in him." More discreetly, Caldon asks, "What do ...

Oh, I meant to ask - I gave Caldon three languages instead of the PHB-stated two. (You can take away his unimaginable riches, but you can't take away his education!) Not relevant for this check, since if I'm dropping one, it's going to be Dwarvish, but I had forgotten to run that by you. 3rd edition...

Gizmog wrote:Site's still down, but one of the cantrips I remember ('cause who could forget?) let you make other people poop their pants

Man, that's at least second-level. You gonna tell me you're not shaken by fully-loaded underwear in the middle of a tense fight?


Defecate, Mass (Brd/Src/Wiz 5)

(1d20 = 16)

"Kari, it's wonderful to see you again. You're still the best wurst cook I've ever met. We must catch up later."

Perhaps there's some good to this job after all.

This is a feature people have been requesting for over a decade. There's no way to take control of heroes away from the player, but there's been a way to create confused monsters for a little while now. I'm not aware of anyone using this. The spell itself is easy enough: create an attack with the &q...

Every schoolchild attends Common Academy! Caldon was probably tutored

BMR, I flexed my administrative privilege and hacked my character sheet into your handy reference thread.

Good news! It's interactive fiction -- you can send me a transcript. I'll PM you instructions.

Another stupid question: how do you have a French accent if there's no France in the setting?

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Caldon arrives in a timely fashion at the Unlucky Thrush. In his younger, wilder years, he had been there a few times; while it's not in the best part of town, it's certainly not in the worst, and it had been amusing to mingle among that sort of crowd. Today is much less amusing. Caldon waits across...

The explorer's kit has 59 pounds of equipment. Are we doing encumbrance here? Not a big deal for big, manly Caldon, but Cece might want to use some of that 17 Charisma to convince someone to give her 8 Strength a rest. Caldon's sheet. I don't know what to put for my attack values. Everything else sh...