Slime Salad

Shizuma magic key: Taken. You enter the labyrinth and head east, arriving in the... http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/troll.png Troll Room This is a rather plain room if you are able to ignore the presence of a massive troll blocking the east exit. Fortunately, he doesn't seem to care about...

Jack
You are in the Labyrinth Entrance. You cause a ruckus.

You are carrying:
a party blowout
a safety pin
a ticket

Nathan Karr
You arrive in the Labyrinth Entrance. You check your -- hey! Someone stole your raccoon pouch!

Oh, wait. Raccoons aren't marsupials.

And you're not a raccoon.

You are carrying:
a leaf
a flower
a mushroom
a ticket

J_Taylor Silly, you're already in the labyrinth! You closely examine the strange device. It's a black box roughly the size and shape of a deck of cards. On the front is a large red button and below it the words, "CAUTION! DO NOT PRESS" ncw64 You're standing in the Labyrinth Entrance. You ...

Master K
You enter the troll room and start playing your slide whistle. Whee! You're not exactly skilled with this, but you can manage "Mary Had a Little Lamb."

The troll is unimpressed, if he noticed at all.

Master K I think you're still confused about the dungeon layout. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/avatar.png Anyway, don't expect me to ferry you around the labyrinth! That wouldn't be labyrinthine at ALL. For future reference, I accept cardinal directions. If you're adjacent to the room i...

James Paige You limp southward. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/ice.png Cold Room It's extremely cold in this room! You've been cold before, but this takes the cake. You're certainly going to freeze to death if you're still here at the end of your next turn. Beneath the ice, you notice a ...

Master K You bump your head on the western wall of the Labyrinth Entrance. You have a strange feeling of deja vu. James Paige You raise your arm, offering a high five to the troll. The troll looks puzzled at first, but then he starts thinking really hard and remembers that this is a thing humans do...

James Paige The troll notices your strut. He smiles and gives you a large thumbs-up with his empty hand, then goes back to staring into space. His bulky frame still blocks the east exit. Master K You walk south then east, entering the troll room. As stealthily as possible, you return to the west, c...

Master K You closely examine the slide whistle. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/whistle.jpg It's a toy whistle whose pitch you can adjust by pulling or pushing the slider located at the end, not unlike a trombone. Most of them nowadays are made of plastic, but yours is lovingly machine-cr...

Master K
You re-enter the maze, conveniently carrying whatever it is you were carrying in your past life. You head north and talk into the microphone.

...What, were you expecting something?

James Paige You arrange the doves' talons to stick into your shirt. They wobble a bit, but dual-wearing birds only adds to your fabulousness . Your fabulousness is 250 out of a possible 300. This gives you the rank of Ridiculously Good-Looking. You retreat from the Control Room, heading south then ...

Master K
By attempting to alter the past, you have changed the course of history and caused a time paradox. You cease to exist!


Maybe next time, we'll respect the natural flow of time, hmm?

Master K You walk to the north and try to unlock the door with your key. Unfortunately, the door has been vaporized. You look foolish. James Paige You wear all five rings and find that you magically look fabulous . You sniff the turtledoves. What the -- these are dead! That turtledove vendor ripped...

marionline You find yourself in the Labyrinth Entrance. You are carrying: two mints a ticket a slap bracelet Master K magic key: Taken. You examine the portrait. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/portrait.png Handsome! The portrait hangs to the wall by way of a nail, which is affixed quite ...