Slime Salad

marionline Walking south then east, you arrive in... http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/troll.png Troll Room This is a rather plain room if you are able to ignore the presence of a massive troll blocking the east exit. Fortunately, he doesn't seem to care about you. Other exits lead west and...

Nathan Karr
Your lazy man's navigation takes you from the Labyrinth Entrance to the Control Room to the Dark Room into the jaws of a grue.


You should really watch where you're going!

Nathan Karr You closely examine the leaf. It appears to be from an ash, although it's somewhat larger than average. This leaf is brown. You hear a ringing in your ears and start a journey into the depths of your soul. ncw64 Other than the odd layout, you see nothing interesting about the keyboard. ...

Shizuma http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/oed.png Yep, sure can. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/sph.png Bring me some water and then you can have a clue. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/oed.png Rules are rules. ncw64 You enter the control room, but not before running in...

James Paige You arrive in the sphinx room to hear the tail end of a conversation. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/sph.png Okay, okay. Get me some water and then you can have a clue. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/oed.png That's a terrible excuse for a riddle. http://www.slimesa...

That is the intended functionality, I think.

actually, it seems to work for me

James Paige magic key: Taken. You pass through the troll room. The troll gives you a crooked-toothed smile indicating that he approves of your duds. You enter the cold room. (Brr!) The purple gate still blocks the eastern exit. Shizuma http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/oed.png She thinks yo...

ncw64 You enter the sphinx room and hold up your chicken for the statues' approval. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/sph.png What. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/oed.png They really will give you dungeoneers just about anything nowadays. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth...

Master K If the troll's sheer girth didn't prevent entry to the east hallway, then his quick reflexes would do the trick. Surprisingly deftly for such a large, stupid brute, he brings his club down on you, reducing you to paste. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/death.png You didn't think t...

Shizuma You enter the troll room, then pass south into the... http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/ice.png Cold Room It's extremely cold in this room! You've been cold before, but this takes the cake. You're certainly going to freeze to death if you're still here at the end of your next turn. ...

ncw64 Oh no! You have stumbled into the slavering jaws of a grue. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/death.png Huh, so the warnings were right! Who knew? marionline You hear a muffled scream nearby. You wisely decide to leave this room. A second application of the red lever has no discernibl...

marionline
You go west, young man.


Dark Room
It is pitch black here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue, if the setting is any indication. A hint of light from the east indicates the way you entered.

marionline You scratch your head and take another look at the keyboard. Oh, right -- Dvorak keyboards are a lot like QWERTY keyboards, but they have all the keys in different places. You're relegated to the old hunt'n'peck on this baby, but it is in all other respects a keyboard like any other. The...

Shizuma Heading west, you return to the Labyrinth Entrance. Master K You show no tea to the troll. The troll shows no interest. marionline You examine the monitor, but don't notice anything special about it. You examine the keyboard. It's a Dvorak. What kind of nerd put this thing together, anyway?...

ncw64 The monitor is black. You press a key on the keyboard and the monitor springs to life with the following words: Security mode enabled Input dance to continue There's no prompt. Typing further on the keyboard produces no results. You even try typing "dance," thinking you're SO clever...