Slime Salad

You sully the good name of the Say It Ain't So Contest.

Master K http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/partay.png Labyrinth Party Room Oh MAN, you guys. Turns out that troll was a bouncer for the party of the century! Or the party lounge of the century, at least -- there's no one here. Besides the flashy lights and disco ball, you notice colored dot...

Master K You're still a little woozy from re-entering the labyrinth. For some reason, you think you're in some sort of a cold room! Somehow, you stumble east and show the ticket in your pocket to a troll who's standing there. The troll examines it and steps to the side. You have gained 20 points. P...

ncw64 http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/oed.png That's your question? Wow, you're hopeless. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/sph.png The troll? He's just doing his job as bouncer. All you really need to do is show him you're allowed in. http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/oed...

ncw64 (Presumably retrieving the bottles from the magma room first) You take the bottles into the cold room. Have you ever taken a glass straight from the dishwasher and put ice in it? Yes? Has that glass ever cracked? Because that's what happens to glass. Fortunately, in the process, you get a lit...

Pheonix You fill up a bottle and enter the magma room. You wait in the magma room for the water to heat up. Why did you think this was a good idea? http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/death.png Hot as advertised! ncw64 You hatch a crazy plan. Presumably, there are two steam-filled bottles in ...

ncw64 You enter the glove room and look over all of the gloves. Hey, this one's a Power Glove! But aside from that, none of the gloves looks especially special. Pheonix You spend some time typing (and totally not dancing at all), but get no response. You try typing while dancing, too, for good meas...

Guild You pass from the sphinx room to the cold room to the fountain room to the... http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/glove.png Glove Room This room is littered with gloves of many varieties. Peculiarly, they are all right-handed gloves, although you could fit many of them on your left hand...

Pheonix You fiddle with the blue lever. Pulling it once causes a panel to slide over the monitor, covering it. Pulling it again makes the panel retreat. You do some funky dances, hoping the computer will notice. None of them yield anything, but they're good exercise. Come to think of it, there's no...

Pheonix You head north into... http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/controls.png Control Room Look at all of these buttons! The large panel has a keyboard and a microphone, while the pedestal houses what looks very much like a Simon game. There's also a lever on the west and east walls. For su...

Use Lugonu's god-granted power to exit the abyss immediately.

Better yet, do it once you run into anything, since you can grab some good stuff in the abyss.

Guild You attempt to remove the casing from the Simon game, but the malfunctioning Sonic the Hedgehog(TM) screwdriver malfunctions, delivering a moderate electrical shock! You recoil and drop the screwdriver. Unreliable piece of junk. You head down to the cold room and peer eastward into the founta...

ncw64 bottle: Taken. You fill your bottle with water and head eastward to... http://www.slimesalad.com/files/labyrinth/glove.png Glove Room This room is littered with gloves of many varieties. Peculiarly, they are all right-handed gloves, although you could fit many of them on your left hand with v...

James Paige Your top hat fills with water. As you pass through the cold room, the water freezes. You enter the sphinx room with an ice-filled hat. You half expect the ice to fall through the hat in a manner not unlike many cartoons you've seen, but the ice has actually frozen its way into the fabri...

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