Slime Salad

Holy Saint Akbar al-Akbar notices it's gotten quiet and stops rooting his tongue around his teeth for that thing he can't get out. Oh, crap. Did someone ask him a question? Someone must've asked him a question! "Yeah," he says, nodding in agreement. No one seems to think this is out of pla...

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Something I'd LOVE to see is an article on how to create balanced battles. This really depends on the context of your game, though. How long is a dungeon? How much access does the player have to healing? How easy is it to restore MP? A decent way to start thinking about this, though, is to estimate...

Try changing the line from 4 $+ 3 to 4 $+ 2.

>eat cookie You don't see any cookie here. >eat nothing Your experiment with ascetism results in starvation. *** You have died. *** You have scored 0 out of a possible 500 points, giving you the rank of Gene Pool Reject. Would you like to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT? >undo >barf You stic...

Master K wrote:>check thread, check tabs, check thread

The internet fails to meet your entertainment standards today.

Meowskivitch wrote:>hope and pray

I only understood you as far as wanting to hope.

You are starting to feel hungry.

You are sitting in front of your computer, reading an internet forum.

What do you do?
>_

James Paige wrote:Bob's your Uncle.

that explains so. much.

James, it might be time to bite the bullet and learn to deal with creepers in melee (not as hard as you think).

BMR wrote:When I get around to working on the battles and attacks, the normal draugr will, when alone, spawn a large draugr while at the same time removing itself from battle, as if it had shifted size.

This sounds like a job for... transmogrification!

"That was refreshing. Thanks! Now, does anyone know the language in which al-Akbar is pronounced ul-Berec? I think that'll be our best lead."

Holy Saint Akbar al-Akbar feels himself becoming dangerously warm. "Make it stop! Make it stop!" He smites the druid.

Whew! I thought you were going to announce its cancellation. This is a good move, I think.

That is an awesome slime.

This thread is relevant to my interests. What level should your followers be?

"But... there is only ONE master. That doesn't make any sense!"