Battle #438 (F): My Name is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Fath

James Paige plunges a straw into RedMaverickZero and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

RedMaverickZero takes 27 damage! James Paige starts sapping RedMaverickZero's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 448/935 MP: 63/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150 Sapping (4) Meditation (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 785/1156 MP: 30/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Sapped (4) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

From the shadows, RedMaverickZero!
Battle!

RedMaverickZero is gathering energy. RedMaverickZero gains 85 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 448/935 MP: 93/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150 Sapping (4) Meditation (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 785/1156 MP: 107/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Sapped (3) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige plants a lightning rod into RedMaverickZero and does a rain dance. Zap! CRITICAL HIT!

RedMaverickZero takes 139 damage! RedMaverickZero feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 448/935 MP: 61/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 646/1156 MP: 124/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Sapped (3) Paralyzed (8)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

From the shadows, RedMaverickZero!
Battle!

RedMaverickZero hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 175 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 273/935 MP: 91/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150 Off Guard (2)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 646/1156 MP: 50/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Sapped (2) Paralyzed (7)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige's body jiggles hypnotically. RedMaverickZero is getting drowsy.

James Paige	Status HP: 273/935 MP: 85/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150 Off Guard (1)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 646/1156 MP: 65/461 Str: 173 Agi: 40 Int: 75 Sapped (2) Entranced (6) Paralyzed (7)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

RedMaverickZero is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

RedMaverickZero divides itself in two and rams into James Paige from both sides!

James Paige takes 84 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 189/935 MP: 115/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150 Off Guard (1)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 646/1156 MP: 32/461 Str: 173 Agi: 40 Int: 75 Sapped (1) Entranced (5) Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards RedMaverickZero!

RedMaverickZero takes 99 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 189/935 MP: 78/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 547/1156 MP: 47/461 Str: 173 Agi: 40 Int: 75 Sapped (1) Entranced (5) Paralyzed (6)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

How will RedMaverickZero respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

RedMaverickZero divides itself in two and rams into James Paige from both sides!

James Paige takes 79 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 110/935 MP: 108/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 547/1156 MP: 14/461 Str: 173 Agi: 40 Int: 75 Entranced (4) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards RedMaverickZero!

RedMaverickZero takes 90 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 110/935 MP: 71/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 457/1156 MP: 29/461 Str: 173 Agi: 40 Int: 75 Entranced (4) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

RedMaverickZero prepares to attack!
Battle!

RedMaverickZero divides itself in two and rams into James Paige from both sides!

James Paige takes 80 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 30/935 MP: 101/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 457/1156 MP: 4/461 Str: 173 Agi: 40 Int: 75 Entranced (3) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

James Paige advances!
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards RedMaverickZero!

RedMaverickZero takes 86 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 30/935 MP: 64/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 371/1156 MP: 19/461 Str: 173 Agi: 40 Int: 75 Entranced (3) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

All eyes are on RedMaverickZero for the next attack!
Battle!

RedMaverickZero bounds forward and tackles James Paige!

James Paige takes 14 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 16/935 MP: 94/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 371/1156 MP: 14/461 Str: 173 Agi: 40 Int: 75 Entranced (2) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

James Paige draws near! What do you do?
Battle!

James Paige whacks RedMaverickZero with a candy cane.

RedMaverickZero takes 43 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in RedMaverickZero's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 16/935 MP: 68/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 328/1156 MP: 29/461 Str: 173 Agi: 40 Int: 75 Entranced (2) Goodwill (2) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

RedMaverickZero advances!
Battle!

RedMaverickZero divides itself in two and rams into James Paige from both sides!

James Paige takes 55 damage! That's it for James Paige!

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 328/1156 MP: 4/461 Str: 173 Agi: 40 Int: 75 Entranced (1) Goodwill (1) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

RedMaverickZero wins the battle!
RedMaverickZero wins 172 Slimebucks!