Battle #438 (F): My Name is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Fath

Welcome, friends, to the field of battle #438: James Paige vs RedMaverickZero!

James Paige	Status HP: 935/935 MP: 50/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 1156/1156 MP: 67/461 Str: 173 Agi: 125 Int: 85
Victory Sword Dope Bling

First strike goes to RedMaverickZero. Combatants ready? Then fight!

RedMaverickZero hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 142 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 793/935 MP: 70/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Off Guard (2)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 1156/1156 MP: 1/461 Str: 173 Agi: 125 Int: 85
Victory Sword Dope Bling

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into RedMaverickZero.

RedMaverickZero takes 58 damage! RedMaverickZero feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 793/935 MP: 58/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Off Guard (1)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 1098/1156 MP: 1/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

James Paige prepares to attack!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 793/935 MP: 50/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 1098/1156 MP: 18/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

RedMaverickZero is looking dangerous!
Battle!

RedMaverickZero is gathering energy. RedMaverickZero gains 85 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 793/935 MP: 80/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 1098/1156 MP: 103/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Watch out! James Paige is up.
Battle!

James Paige plunges a straw into RedMaverickZero and starts draining ooze! CRITICAL HIT!

RedMaverickZero takes 20 damage! James Paige starts sapping RedMaverickZero's MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 793/935 MP: 60/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (9) Sapping (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 1078/1156 MP: 120/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Sapped (4) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

RedMaverickZero is ready to fight!
Battle!

RedMaverickZero fires a strange ray at James Paige. James Paige looks distinctly smaller.

James Paige	Status HP: 793/935 MP: 82/460 Str: 82 Agi: 56 Int: 113 Shrunk (4) Meditation (9) Sapping (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 1078/1156 MP: 82/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Sapped (3) Paralyzed (1)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into RedMaverickZero.

RedMaverickZero takes 74 damage! RedMaverickZero feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 793/935 MP: 58/460 Str: 82 Agi: 56 Int: 113 Shrunk (3) Meditation (8) Sapping (3)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 1004/1156 MP: 99/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Sapped (3) Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

RedMaverickZero! Go!
Battle!

RedMaverickZero hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 184 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 609/935 MP: 80/460 Str: 82 Agi: 56 Int: 113 Shrunk (3) Meditation (8) Sapping (3)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 1004/1156 MP: 25/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Sapped (2) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige whacks RedMaverickZero with a candy cane.

RedMaverickZero takes 54 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in RedMaverickZero's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 609/935 MP: 62/460 Str: 82 Agi: 56 Int: 113 Shrunk (2) Meditation (7) Sapping (2)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 950/1156 MP: 42/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Sapped (2) Goodwill (2) Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

It's time for RedMaverickZero.
Battle!

RedMaverickZero is gathering energy. RedMaverickZero gains 85 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 609/935 MP: 84/460 Str: 82 Agi: 56 Int: 113 Shrunk (2) Meditation (7) Sapping (2)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 950/1156 MP: 119/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Sapped (1) Goodwill (1) Paralyzed (2)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into RedMaverickZero.

RedMaverickZero takes 75 damage! RedMaverickZero feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 609/935 MP: 60/460 Str: 82 Agi: 56 Int: 113 Shrunk (1) Meditation (6) Sapping (1)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 875/1156 MP: 136/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Sapped (1) Goodwill (1) Paralyzed (5)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

RedMaverickZero! Go!
Battle!

RedMaverickZero hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 127 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 482/935 MP: 82/460 Str: 82 Agi: 56 Int: 113 Shrunk (1) Meditation (6) Sapping (1)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 875/1156 MP: 62/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

James Paige is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards RedMaverickZero!

RedMaverickZero takes 63 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 482/935 MP: 53/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150 Meditation (5)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 812/1156 MP: 79/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Paralyzed (4)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

RedMaverickZero advances!
Battle!

RedMaverickZero hardens its body and smashes into James Paige. FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 34 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 448/935 MP: 83/460 Str: 109 Agi: 74 Int: 150 Meditation (5)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

RedMaverickZero	Status HP: 812/1156 MP: 13/461 Str: 173 Agi: 50 Int: 85 Paralyzed (3)
Victory Sword Dope Bling

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!