Battle #439 (F): I am totally ready to fight now!

Let battle be joined! This is battle #439: Twinconclusive vs James Paige!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1054/1054 MP: 58/303 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 60
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 935/935 MP: 50/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive gets the jump. And... go!

Twinconclusive achieves Nirvana! Twinconclusive feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 1054/1054 MP: 50/303 Str: 140 Agi: 100 Int: 110 Meditation (10)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 935/935 MP: 70/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 72 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 982/1054 MP: 50/303 Str: 140 Agi: 40 Int: 110 Meditation (10) Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 935/935 MP: 58/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Next up is James Paige.
Battle!

James Paige closes its eyes and starts chanting. James Paige feels smarter!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 982/1054 MP: 72/303 Str: 140 Agi: 40 Int: 110 Meditation (10) Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 935/935 MP: 50/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive! Show us your moves!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with James Paige.

James Paige takes 46 damage! James Paige starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 982/1054 MP: 53/303 Str: 140 Agi: 40 Int: 110 Meditation (9) Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 889/935 MP: 80/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (10) Slow Leak (3)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

From the shadows, James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige whacks Twinconclusive with a candy cane.

Twinconclusive takes 70 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Twinconclusive's head!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 912/1054 MP: 75/303 Str: 140 Agi: 40 Int: 110 Goodwill (2) Meditation (9) Paralyzed (2)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 874/935 MP: 54/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (9) Slow Leak (2)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Next up is Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with James Paige.

James Paige takes 36 damage! James Paige starts leaking ooze!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 912/1054 MP: 56/303 Str: 140 Agi: 40 Int: 110 Goodwill (1) Meditation (8) Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 838/935 MP: 84/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (9) Slow Leak (5)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

James Paige is looking dangerous!
Battle!

James Paige's body jiggles hypnotically. Twinconclusive is getting drowsy.

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 912/1054 MP: 76/303 Str: 140 Agi: 30 Int: 100 Goodwill (1) Meditation (8) Entranced (6) Paralyzed (1)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 823/935 MP: 78/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (8) Slow Leak (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive tries to combine with James Paige.

James Paige takes 32 damage! Twinconclusive grows to monstrous size!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 912/1054 MP: 97/303 Str: 280 Agi: 150 Int: 200 Meditation (7) Entranced (5) Doublesize (3)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

James Paige	Status HP: 791/935 MP: 78/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (8) Slow Leak (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

From the shadows, Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive madly pitches bricks at its opponents!! CRITICAL HIT!

James Paige takes 175 damage!

James Paige takes 164 damage!

James Paige takes 132 damage!

James Paige takes 152 damage!

James Paige takes 151 damage!

James Paige takes 136 damage! James Paige surrenders!

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 912/1054 MP: 5/303 Str: 280 Agi: 150 Int: 200 Meditation (6) Entranced (4) Doublesize (2)
Vengeance Sword Power Belt

Twinconclusive wins the battle!
Twinconclusive wins 96 Slimebucks!