Battle #437 (F): Is James Mad?!

James Paige viciously canes Twinconclusive with a peppermint stick! CRITICAL HIT!

Twinconclusive takes 140 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Twinconclusive's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 553/935 MP: 12/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Off Guard (1) Sapping (3)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 555/1304 MP: 105/303 Str: 125 Agi: 24 Int: 85 Paralyzed (4) Sapped (3) Entranced (2) Meditation (5) Goodwill (4)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is ready to fight!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 123 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 430/935 MP: 32/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 101 Off Guard (3) Sapping (3)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 555/1304 MP: 31/303 Str: 125 Agi: 24 Int: 85 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (2) Entranced (1) Meditation (4) Goodwill (3)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige! Go!
Battle!

James Paige achieves Nirvana! James Paige feels smarter!

James Paige	Status HP: 430/935 MP: 32/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Off Guard (2) Sapping (2) Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 555/1304 MP: 48/303 Str: 125 Agi: 24 Int: 85 Paralyzed (3) Sapped (2) Entranced (1) Meditation (4) Goodwill (3)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive! Go!
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 85 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 430/935 MP: 62/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Off Guard (2) Sapping (2) Meditation (10)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 555/1304 MP: 125/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 95 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (1) Meditation (3) Goodwill (2)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

What will James Paige do next?
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 107 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 430/935 MP: 33/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Off Guard (1) Sapping (1) Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 448/1304 MP: 144/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 95 Paralyzed (2) Sapped (1) Meditation (3) Goodwill (2)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 115 damage! James Paige drops its guard!

James Paige	Status HP: 315/935 MP: 63/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Off Guard (3) Sapping (1) Meditation (9)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 448/1304 MP: 70/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 95 Paralyzed (1) Meditation (2) Goodwill (1)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for James Paige!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 91 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 315/935 MP: 39/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Off Guard (2) Meditation (8)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 357/1304 MP: 89/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 95 Paralyzed (4) Meditation (2) Goodwill (1)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

What will Twinconclusive do next?
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 104 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 211/935 MP: 69/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Off Guard (2) Meditation (8)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 357/1304 MP: 23/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 95 Paralyzed (3) Meditation (1)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is just getting started!
Battle!

James Paige whacks Twinconclusive with a candy cane.

Twinconclusive takes 59 damage! Sugarplum fairies dance in Twinconclusive's head!

James Paige	Status HP: 211/935 MP: 43/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Off Guard (1) Meditation (7)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 298/1304 MP: 42/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 95 Paralyzed (3) Meditation (1) Goodwill (2)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Twinconclusive is next! Prepare yourselves.
Battle!

Twinconclusive is gathering energy. Twinconclusive gains 95 MP!

James Paige	Status HP: 211/935 MP: 73/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Off Guard (1) Meditation (7)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 298/1304 MP: 137/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 45 Paralyzed (2) Goodwill (1)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige is ready to fight!
Battle!

James Paige rolls around on a fuzzy carpet, then bumps into Twinconclusive.

Twinconclusive takes 98 damage! Twinconclusive feels all tingly!

James Paige	Status HP: 211/935 MP: 41/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (6)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 200/1304 MP: 146/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 45 Paralyzed (5) Goodwill (1)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

It's time for Twinconclusive.
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into James Paige.

James Paige takes 110 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 101/935 MP: 71/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (6)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 200/1304 MP: 80/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 45 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

James Paige steps forward.
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 100 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 101/935 MP: 34/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (5)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 100/1304 MP: 89/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 45 Paralyzed (4)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

Brace yourselves for Twinconclusive!
Battle!

Twinconclusive hardens its body and smashes into James Paige. FUMBLE!

James Paige takes 40 damage!

James Paige	Status HP: 61/935 MP: 64/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (5)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

Twinconclusive	Status HP: 100/1304 MP: 23/303 Str: 125 Agi: 34 Int: 45 Paralyzed (3)
Vengeance Sword Knight's Helm

How will James Paige respond to this? Let's find out!
Battle!

James Paige rolls into a ball and barrels towards Twinconclusive!

Twinconclusive takes 146 damage! Twinconclusive falls!

James Paige	Status HP: 61/935 MP: 27/460 Str: 110 Agi: 75 Int: 151 Meditation (4)
Candy Cane Scholar's Glasses

James Paige wins the battle!
James Paige wins 86 Slimebucks!